#gareth shitposts

Wears Flower Crowns Constantly: Dinadin, Percival, Amr, Gareth, Cullwich

Wears Flower Crowns occasionally, but with much joy: Tristan, Arthur, Loholt, Bertilack

Makes Flower Crowns and distributes them: Guinevere, our most beloved May Queen

Wears Flower Crowns when their significant other hands them the crown: Enid, Galahad, Gawain, Gaheris, Ragnelle, Olwen

Wears Flower Crowns only if the flowers could kill them: Mordred, Elaine of Astolat, Morgan Le Fay

Wears Flower Crowns only if begged by Arthur and Guin: Lancelot, Kay

• Mordred can not swim

• Water terrifies him.

•However, his magic works best in the water. He came from water, he’ll return to water, he is a creature of the water.

•He hates that he’s so drawn to it. He doesn’t even fill bathtubs up all the way.

•Galahad helps, when he shows up and after they get together.

•Gallie loves the water. The convent he was raised at had a lake, and there were rivers nearby. He loves swimming.

•He invites Mordred more than a couple times, Mordred always turns him down.

•One day, Mordred admits why he won’t come

•Galahad teaches him how to swim, because of course he does.

GREEN KNIGHT TIME

I did it. 

Chapter one of the fix-it.

Summary: “Where is he?” The tent flaps flew open as Galahad stormed into the war council’s tent. The core war council was circled around a table there, covered in charts and maps, wrapped in armor and red cloaks. This was the mechanism behind Arthur Pendragon’s war machine, and it was turned north. The occupants of the tent had all fallen silent at his demand, and were staring at him. There, on the opposite end of the table, sat the King himself. Seated, crown abandoned, staring at him like he’d seen a ghost. “Galahad? Galahad is that you?” The grail knight nodded, acknowledging the astonishment on everyone's faces as he advanced into the tent. “Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.”

Galahad's back from the dead and ready to fix whatever the hell happened in the three years he'd been absent from his family. Now recovered from what the Grail did to him, he's arrived in Arthur's war camp on the eve of the battle of Camlann in a last ditch attempt to break the spell that holds his partner bound. He's got his work cut out for him if he's going to put an entire civil war to a stop in the course of a couple hours.

MERLIN BONUS ROUND