#garcello

the self insert ELIJAH

Elijah "Elliot" Jackson the PRICK of all time /aff

24yo, i have a birthday for him but i put it in tomodachi life and then forgot it because i never actually wrote it down

5'7" (170.18 cm) and no meat on them bones

Male, he/him but also he doesn't give a fuck. Cis or trans is up to interpretation but personal consensus is cis. Gay but homoflexible (romantically), bisexual. Very possibly arospec but possibly not.

Restocks the shelves at walmart and barely makes enough to pay for his studio space

Generally an arrogant jackass

Shitty fucking parents and shittier exes

FFFREAAAAAAAKAYYY 😝😝😝😝

also known as Elijack (more like eliJACKASS)

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ELCELLO the ship

also known as cellijah (hi username) but elcello is like ten times better

elijah met garcello basically how bf did in the mod; that is, saw the smoke from the alleyway and decided to check it out. but they did not in fact rap battle bc this is not fnf here

their relationship is toeing the line between homoromantic bromance and just straight up dating but thats because even though theyre definitely romantically attracted to each other, neither of them really want to actually commit to (or rather dont like the idea of) whatever it is a stereotypical romantic relationship would entail (and rightfully so because that shit is SCARY), which leaves them as more queerplatonic with a romantic lean than anything and besides there's a secret third thing between them anyway

yes they smoke together 🥹 no neither of them care about their own health but they get in each other's asses about it all the time

seven minutes in heaven and they come out lightheaded and barely conscious

despite having his own place (debatable) elijah more often than not stays over with garcello (and annie if she's there too) and frankly i get it cus his place SUUUUCKSSS

their favorite kind of "date" is either just hanging out next to each other or going out to eat at like mcdeebles or something

yeah!

ok thanks for listening to my slop