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“I tried this new babysitting service the government is offering and it worked great! My hubby and I dropped our daughter off at the border and were able to go on vacation and rekindle the magic in our marriage. Only issue is that instead of my daughter I got back this scared and sobbing girl. Oh well, at least our new daughter finishes her plate quietly during dinner instead of always screaming about wanting pizza.“ #immigration #ice #border #stroller #children #brokensystem #murica #freedombutnotreally #garbageofmurica #garbageofdc #america #rebranding https://ift.tt/2tJ2vN5

"Why are you crying?" "Don't you know fool. The apocalypse is upon us." "How do you know?" "Because the signs are all there. First an orange beast with wild hair ascended to take our souls. Then godly Texas was drowned in the floods. Now, the sun is exploding in solar flares to scorch the earth. While three hurricanes in the Atlantic are combining to form a Voltronicane to destroy us all, and finally this book carried by seven hobos appeared in front of my house. We're doomed!" #garbageofdc #washingtondc #godc #harvey #apocalypse #irma #hurricanes #texas #trump #thefinaljudgment #hurricanejose #solarflare #voltronicane http://ift.tt/2xSevvZ

"It's all my fault." "What is?" "All these neo-Nazis and Alt-Right assholes marching everywhere." "How?" "I dropped my basket and all the deplorables escaped." #garbageofdc #washingtondc #godc #deplorables #altright #nazis #trump #charlottesville #basketofdeplorables http://ift.tt/2xbc1YD

"Why do you look so sad?" "I was planning to march in Charlottesville. My mom said I could ride my hobby horse there but I didn't get very far. So instead I'm just going to sit here and change my Facebook profile picture." #garbageofdc #godc #washingtondc #charlottesville #march #horse #facebook http://ift.tt/2uB67Pn

Don't think so. #garbageofdc #washingtondc #godc #trash #art #trashfreedc #streetart #dazzlingdupont @designbyjuli_ http://ift.tt/2upYag1

Hipster Brunch. #garbageofdc #washingtondc #godc #brunch #hipster #biggulp #cigarette #subday #sundayfunday http://ift.tt/2vumRvx

Sprout from the center, Heat and rain demanding life, Burns me to the core. #garbageofdc #washingtondc #garbagepoetry #haiku #garbagehaiku #poetry #summer #heat #rain #hot http://ift.tt/2uM2clP

"Oh that's so cute. Is that yours?" "No, it's the DC Police's new Robocop program. Except the corrupt officials stole all the money from the budget so it doesn't have any weapons but at least it can make cool noises." #washingtondc #garbageofdc #godc #robocop #police #corruption #security http://ift.tt/2uypGvi