#garbage hill

"Santa Claus arrived early," said a happy Mayor Brian Bowman, who helped remove the cover from the sign.

Just a warning on this one: the audio is pretty rough. Even by our standards. It was recorded above a venue while a metal band rehearsed in the next room. Sorry. It is what it is... a really fun, strange conversation with 3/4 of very sad indie-pop act iansucks. We talk about audiobooks on tour, the band's new album and a lot more, while some other band bashes away in the background.

A million general party photos at [the third worst bar in the city].

Wearing sunglasses while driving selfies. Future husband will comment “looking good babe.”

Generic warm place vacation photos where it is clear that all the girls I went to high school with are still friends and still hanging out. They pose with matching umbrella drinks and bikinis. Someone’s tongue is sticking out. Someone is pregnant with a smiley face drawn on their belly.

25+ bachelorette party photos featuring matching tank tops at [the third worst bar in the city]. Someone is crying. Someone in smudged eyeliner is fellating a beer bottle.

A tetrazillion wedding photos, one in which the bride and groom walk in a wheat field under a paper parasol and one in which the whole bridal party is jumping. One bridemaids and one groomsman will be 2-3 feet higher than the rest (and will likely marry next).

12+ wearing sweats baby bump photos with captions like “you know I hate these but I’m taking them for you Crystal!!! LLYAS!”