Me: *patiently waits for Lucia to "β€οΈ" or "ππΎ" a delectable bachelor*
Also Me: *reads Wayne "This Dick got benefits" Wells profile and puts on my good dress to head to UPS like...
BECAUSE *waves for ya'll to come closer & points* JUST LOOK AT THE MATERIAL:
AND HE GOT THAT AVANT PLAYING *super swoons*. Like...Hello!? Babyyyyy, I will Bantu them knots whenever...wherever...YOU HEAR ME!? I am not a morning person whatsoever BUT baby will get breakfast EVERY morning before heading into work. Sir, do you eat eggs? You like bacon? Are you Vegan? Pescatarian? You doing intermittent fasting? Shit...You want coochie with a side of orange juice? Wassup!? π LOL.
HONNNEEEEEYYYYYYYY!π© (Lucia, girl...no pressure...but we waiting ma'am) Lol.
Cin, I have fallen and I cannot get up expect a bill.
CHAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I AM SCREAMING!!!!
SIR HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR GRITS? Tell me why the song he chose for his profile was I CAN READ YOUR MIND!!?? Now, I know we already saw what a quickie on the couch looks like but CAN YOU IMAGINE?? I bet the scar came from some heffa who got the pipe laid a lil too good and now she in prison 3 years into a 10 year bid I just....
Lucia got them GOODT options okur? After sis checked them matches she sittin on the rooftop patio like