Siri’s Shameless Hoe Birthday Bash
Hiya, lovelies! I’ve decided to host an event for my birthday: Siri’s Shameless Hoe Birthday Bash 🤭
The event will happen August 16-18, but I wanted to post info now so those of you who want to participate in the writing challenge portion have time to work on your stories. Writing challenge submissions will be accepted starting August 16 and through the end of August (or later if needed; I’m flexible and don’t want you to stress ❤️)
There are two ways to participate in my birthday bash: a writing challenge and/or submitting a game ask. You can participate in either or both, but there is a TWO game asks limit per person so I don’t get overwhelmed 😅 Also, game asks will only be accepted during the event dates noted.
Below are all the deets. If you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! Thank you ❤️
GENERAL EVENT DETAILS
When: August 16-18 *Writing challenge story submissions will be accepted through the end of the month (or later if needed).
How to Participate:
🎁 Birthday Gifts aka the writing challenge and/or
🎉 Party Favors aka game asks
🎁 BIRTHDAY GIFTS (AKA THE WRITING CHALLENGE)
Rules for Fic Entries:
500 word minimum, 5,000 word max. (Please put your story under a cut after 150 words.)
Original works only. If your story is part of a series, it must be able to be read as a standalone piece.
Please tag me @stargazingfangirl18 when posting your story.
Include the tag #happy birthday siri 2025 on the original post of your fic (not on reblogs or reblog replies, please.)
Any genre accepted! Can be fluff, angst, smut, comedy, AU, dark, soft!dark, whatever you want.
Please stick to the CE characters listed below, and no RPF.
Let’s stick with Reader insert stories. LGBTQ+, BIPOC, & interracial stories are welcome and encouraged!
No toilet stuff, no necrophilia, no snuff, or bestiality. Non-con and dub-con must fall within commonly posted dark fics. (FYI: I personally don’t read daddy kink, mommy kink, spit kink, lactation kink, big age gaps, harsh degradation, dumbification, or anything focusing on health/illnesses/medical details/scenarios.)
Please include warnings as needed for explicit language, explicit sexual content, non-con, dub-con, dark fic, trigger warnings, 18+, etc.
Odds & Ends:
Each writer can submit a maximum of 2 stories.
Writers DO NOT need to claim prompts.
Smut writers and characters must be 18+.
Writers can also submit a game ask for me, please just keep it to a max of 2 asks each.
You do not need to write smut, I know it’s not everyone’s jam.
I reserve the right to not read or reblog anything that makes me uncomfortable.
Writing Challenge Babes & Prompts
BABES
Andy Barber
Ari Levinson
Bryce Langley
Cole Turner
Curtis Everett
Frank Adler
Jake Jensen
Lloyd Hansen
Pete Brenner
Ransom Drysdale
Robert Pronge (aka Mr. Freezy)
Steve Rogers
PROMPTS
Pick at least 1 prompt (you can pick more than 1, and you don’t need to claim prompts):
SCENARIOS:
Wrong place, wrong time
Soft, vulnerable!Reader imprinting on a dangerous!babe
Being basement wifed (or husbanded!)
Babe’s go to move to make you O_O is a big hand low on your belly
Scary babe is only soft with you
Babe is jealous of your ex and it makes them feral!possessive
Lizard brain mode
Babe loves it when you’re a head empty barnacle after being sexually annihilated
Experiencing affection or intimacy after being touched starved
Either you or babe are kooky
Someone not realizing how hot they are (babe or you)
Meet!oops
Babe is handsy AF
Emotional constipation
Being VERY SERIOUS about cuddles
An intimate touch from a scary and/or dangerous stranger
DIALOGUE:
“If you don’t shut up and let me talk, I’m going to gag you, although I think you might actually enjoy that.”
“I don’t know what else to do to get you to believe me.”
"Well, this is humiliating."
“The best thing about me is that I’m with you.”
“Go ahead, I dare you.”
“I’ve been in love with you since we were fifteen.”
“The next words out of your mouth better be, ‘yes, sir,’ or this really isn’t going to end well for you.”
“I will never forgive you for this.”
“I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”
“Why are you so determined to be so fucking miserable?”
“Shh shh shh, I’m not going to hurt you.”
“You’re much fiestier than I thought you’d be.”
“That’s a big ask. Are you sure you want to be in my debt?”
“Wait, please, I’ve never done this before!”
“Please, just…let me hold you.”
“Oh, I can think of a few ways for you to change my mind.”
"Look, it's just that I may be sorta kinda very much inlovewithyou."
KINKS:
Breeding kink (non-pregnancy version)
Size or size difference kink
Praise kink
Somnophilia
Prone bone
Pleasure dom
Squirting
Marking kink
Sleep mussed kink
Soft!dom
Manhandling
Bad boy/scary villain kink
Eating it from behind
Anal play/sex
Overstimulation
Monster fucking
DP
TROPES:
Fruit Loop™️ babe (or Reader!)
Shy!Reader or babe
A/B/O
Mob enforcer or mob bodyguard!babe
Good girl x bad boy
Biker AU
Human disaster!Reader or babe
Mercenary!babe
Blackmail
Second chance
CEO AU
Only one bed
Demon AU
Two idiots in love
Roommates
Boss’ best friend
Forced Proximity
Grumpy x sunshine
Father's worst enemy
🎉 PARTY FAVORS (AKA GAME ASKS FOR SIRI)
Rules for Game Asks:
Game asks will only be accepted during the event dates of August 16-18. Those sent before or after those dates will be discarded.
Please submit your prompt by sending me an ask.
There is a limit of 2 game asks per person (please respect this limit, even if you request on anon; I don’t want to be overwhelmed or stressed).
Please pick from the babes and games below.
Do not submit a prompt that you have submitted to another writer or have seen another writer use - original prompts only.
Odds & Ends:
My goal is to respond to these game asks with a drabble or riff, not a full fic unless something sets off my muse lol.
I will try my best to fill all prompts, but reserve the right to nope out of any of them if they make me uncomfortable or the muse just doesn’t spark.
I may not get to every ask within the event timeframe, but I’ll try my best to answer all of them eventually, so please be patient with me.
Babes & Games
BABES
Andy Barber
Ari Levinson
Bryce Langley
Cole Turner
Curtis Everett
Frank Adler
Jake Jensen
Lloyd Hansen
Pete Brenner
Ransom Drysdale
Robert Pronge (aka Mr. Freezy)
Steve Rogers
GAMES
🎉 Babe or Babe: Drop me an ask with 2 CE!babes + a scenario, and I’ll tell ya which one I’d pick for that situation and why.
🎉 Kink Sync: Send me an ask with 3 CE fictional babes + 3 kinks, and I’ll pair them up and tell ya why! (FYI: I’m not into daddy kink, mommy kink, spit kink, or lactation kink, so please avoid those lol.)
🎉 Would You Rather: Send me an ask with a “Would you rather…” prompt featuring a CE!babe and I’ll pick my poison.
🎉 Shameless Hoe Superlatives: Send me an ask with a superlative (a "Most likely to ____" prompt), and I will tell you which babe I vote for and why.
🎉 Would They Rather: Drop me an ask with a CE!babe, one of my Readers, or a story specific couple + a would they rather scenario, and I'll hoe spiral about them.
🎉 Swap 'Em: Send me an ask with a specific CE!babe or Reader + a different story/verse or specific babe/Reader, and I’ll tell ya how things would shake out for this swap. (For example: Feral!Kitten from Wild & Free + Prized Possession!Curtis OR Impression!Reader in the Mercy verse)
Please note that story specific!babes (or Readers) are very welcome for these prompts!
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Tagging some fellow hoes who may be interested or want to signal boost the event, no pressure though! (Sorry if I forgot anyone, y’all know I’m the worst at tagging lol.) ❤️
@buckets-and-trees @biteofcherry @jaqui-has-a-conspiracy-theory @targaryenvampireslayer @labella420 @krirebr @foxgloveprincess @thezombieprostitute @bigtreefest @astheskycries @anika-ann @ronearoundblindly @darkficsyouneveraskedfor @jtargaryen18 @jesevans @eulalielatibule @gifsbysimplysonia @ghotifishreads @holacia3 @lokislastlove @needlereads @our-marvel-universe @thepebbleinyourshoe @vonalyn @precious1610 @secretswiftymarvelfan @saiyanprincessswanie @veltana @matildasloves @gremlin-girly @behindthesehazeleyes27 @lauratang @queenoftheworldisdead @worksby-d @eralen @chiseplushie @alicedopey @theinheriteddutchess @seitmai @thiquefunlover63 @wetnessdayanon @steviebbboi @americasass81 @waywardwifey @jeremyrennermakesmesmile @thecutestlittlebunbunfairy @thedragonlab @midnightramyeoncravings @patzammit
