“Hey, Bonnie. If you see a girl in fancy clothes try to hook up with you, don’t bother with her. She once put some microchips in several horses’ ears to distract them while they raced against each other. She said it was ‘to rig the race’ but… Actually, yeah. That’s what she’s gonna do whenever you bet against her. She’ll activate the chip in your ear to get what she wants before you even realised what happened.”
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Bonnie blankly blinks, a neutral but cutesy smile on her adorable face! Her large rump resting on the floor to let her sit down, she’s resting her elbows on the table despite how goofy she looks. You could almost compare her to a statue, if it wasn’t for her how her tail was slowly swishing.
"Uhm, like, Biji-Te-Sue, is your GF gonna… gimme free headphones? What’s so bad about that?“ Bonnie innocently asks- human headphones wouldn’t even work for her, given that Bonnie’s ears are on the top of her pretty empty head! It doesn’t stop her from sitting up and tapping her fingers against the tabletop, the cogs in her skull turning slowly. "Is that a bad thing?"
The centauress’ ear pieces had been wrecked after her thirst had gotten the better of her- mhmmm, shark soaked pool water was so tasty! For some reason! Still though, would having that cute crimey human lady from Earth come over to Lilath be such a problem? Like, Greedful Enterprises had been messing around with that junk and the big boss was trying to partner up with that otherworldly company, so…
"It, like, doesn’t matter Bijibi! You and your sweetheart can! Bring yer cute butts over for a visit whenever you can if you, like, know how to get here!” she cheerfully chirps, clapping at that ‘poggers’ idea. “Anything you two wanna give me, I’ll be good with! Especially if it’s some of that… hmm~."
She wipes a bit of drool that slipped out, smudging her lipstick accidentally. "Yummy Earth food I’ve been hearing so much about! Or those sweet headphones you were talking about! Or either of you two; I’ve been meanin’ to, uh, give you two cuties a hug 'n a smooch!"
Maybe one day it’d happen but… Well, Bonnie had work to take care of later, as well as other things to think of. Hopefully, that bimbo brain of hers would remember to try 'n get them to drop by eventually… If all, like, is super great and goes okay enough!
