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Anyways wip galeem design because why not
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Ok both my phone and tumblr are not working for me at all for some reason đ
Anyways wip galeem design because why not
Dharkon is next

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I've been building up a wide variety of backlog ideas for Smash Gijinkas that donât work with my lore. Fell completely free to steal, no credits required for the stuff listed in this post.
-Master Hand and Crazy Hand are normal humans who were able to achieve great powers via SCIENCE and with SCIENCE have been pretending to be primordial beings to avoid dealing with people asking how or trying to kill them because they are still normal humans.
-Tabuu was a unpaid intern who had the biggest revenge plan known to man.
-Tabuu is the super powered equivalent of a slime mold and the entirely of the Subspace Emmisary isn't really a thought out plan but more of a coincidence and Master Hand suffering under the influence of the mold.
-Galeem is melaninated. Thatâs it that's the idea. Just because he's light aligned doesnât mean he needs to be blinding.
-Spirits are like save copies of a person rather than the person themselves. So, if you take a spirit of someone from the past, they only lose their spirit for that moment. Any point later in time, they still have it. This is how they still exist post WOL.
-Dharkon is closer to a snake oil salesman than a pure bruiser. He's more Lockheed Martin than Commander Killthemall.
-Galeem, on the other hand, would explode if you told him to use something even resembling the scientific method. He believes in divine right and fate and pre-ordained purpose, not, say, washing one's hands. If you die from it, you die.
-Music in Smash is canon, and the compositions are funded by the Hands, which has lead to a large art Community in the World of Trophies.
-Smash is a glorified physics experiment and tech demo for the Hands that they didn't expect to get an audience at all.
-PokĂŠball PokĂŠmon are for adoption for the most part, being the Hands trying to let these PokĂŠmon get experience battling and being around people while also getting eyes on them for anyone interested.
-Sometimes things get retconed into existence by Master Hand, or Erased by Crazy Hand. Maybe they are upfront about, maybe they are not, feel free to make the choice.
-Master Hand is a simp for Sephiroth.
-Crazy Hand is the type of person to Torment Nexus over killing. This is because he deeply believes killing is wrong... but only killing.
-Crazy Hand is like way older than Master Hand and is merely doing his older sibling duties of meddling him.
-Master Core/Uja is just the mirror dimension version of Master Hand. It left during Amazing Mirror but no one noticed.
-All of the Smash OG final bosses are recreations of much more powerful beings Kamichama Karin style.
-All of the Smash OG final bosses have normal boring jobs outside of being whatever they are. Like, Master Hand's a pediatrician or something.
-Crazy Hand hates Cloud and is doing everything is his power to make him miserable without it being noticeable. This is because Nomura owes him 507 yen.
-Crazy Hand likes Chessboxing.
-Master Hand likes Professional Uno.
-Master Hand has a peace price for solving Fire Emblem Fates.
-Master Hand will not refuse a singular opportunity to show off Sega Saturn games.
-R.O.B/The Ancient Minister has custody of the Hands from Tabuu, which he won in court after a 2 day trial.
-Crazy Hand used to date every Tekken announcer. Master Hand only learned this when preparing Kazuya's invite.
A ssb hc because why not
Galeem and Dharkon like to call each other by their names in Japanese
Which is Kiira for Galeem
And darz for dharkon
(In case you didnât know)
Ok bye
What are your personal headcanons for Galeem, Dharkon, and Tabuuâs personalities?
You discuss their lore a lot on here but I don't think you've said much on their personalities.
Galeem: Definitely self-absorbed; its general demeanor is calm and serene and it tends to carry itself with dignity. That said, he is also petty and it's easy to push his buttons (he will start yelling and screaming). Doesn't plan too far ahead, usually approaching things in a very straight forward manner. Tends to leave itself blind to surprise attacks out of arrogance. Horrible liar.
Dharkon: Not as calm and dignified as Galeem, but also not likely to go full "shrieking with rage" mode on you either. Generally speaks with an unsettling tone of faux-friendliness, sometimes condescendingly. Deliberate in its actions with an eye for combat strategy, it's comparable to a general. Also fond of puzzles. Very sadistic and would rather take its time to make its victim suffer.
Tabuu: Generally more serious and semiformal; he's fairly detached on an emotional level, and will do whatever is necessary to achieve his goals without qualms for who he has to "discard" to achieve it. As opposed to Dharkon, who enjoys people's suffering, Tabuu just doesn't care. While less obvious than Galeem, he does have a superiority complex and sees everyone else as either a tool to be used up or an obstacle to be eliminated. A tactician at his core.
I played most of World of Light as Pit since he's one of my mains, so the whole time I was just imagining the WOL duo taunting me and bickering while I was playing like the gods in Kid Icarus Uprising
Just writing fanfiction in my head in the style of Kid Icarus Uprising lmfao
God I'd love to have this

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What are your Galeem and Dharkon like, personality-wise?
Galeem as stated before has a huge ego and is full of pride. Finds everyone else worthless and claims heâll save them from their âmistake of a liveâ with its light. Expects the puppets/controlled fighters to be in an orderly fashion and if theyâre not? Well he takes matters in its own hands.
Dharkon also has an ego but not as big as Galeemâs. He claims to âsaveâ everyone with its darkness but he just makes situations more chaotic and confusing (but thatâs kinda the point for him).
Both use some kind of manipulation tactic on the spirts/controlled fighters as a way to keep them in their control.
Galeem finds MH pathetic as a child (donât rub his insecurities on him man) and beats him for even coughing the wrong way when he was in Galeemâs control. Dharkon wasnât as punishing to CH but still beats him if he fails something, at least Dharkon sees him useful and not so pathetic.
In summary, theyâre not someone you want to willingly spend an hour with
Some info dump about my master hand and crazy hand (in other words my hcs for them)
My dumbass got attatched to the WOL duo as characters so here's a lore dump on what I think happened to them after World of Light's true ending
Prefacing this by saying they *technically* survived as spirits, and while attempts were made to dismiss them, the Light/Dark realms no longer existed with them being functionally dead so they didn't really have anywhere to go. So, they're stuck in the World of Trophies. Together. It goes about as well as you'd expect.