Wrong answer
Zanka x reader fluff/crack
This was your life now being here with this weird ahh staff freak ( with the hand movements). Yeah it was that fricking weird Oh lord save you ( no please don’t you are right where you wanted to be.)
This place where you wanted to be was with your boyfriend zanka! And his side chick. You hated her
ANYWAYS
You and Zanka were laying down on your bed and you were on your phone while he was cleaning his staff and yapping about his ‘Horible ( i cant spell) day’
“ Yeah Rudo ate all my FOOOD it wasn’t even candy .. and he still ate it he has HORIBLE greed “
“ Did you do anything about it?”
“ No i had to keep up the persona”
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“ What” is said in the most perfect spearelike ( heavenlyliike) voice. It sound like a choir class.
Did zanka just say that out loud… He has to keep up his persona around his GIRLFRIEND at least her.
Omg did your boyfriend just say that? He actually confrimed that he has a BAD persona. Well he hasn’t touched that much of the wound but eventually he will. This is a must that you MUST tell riyo about. So after the awkward silence is over you get on your phone and start yapping your butt of to riyo.
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Little did young you know that you were actually texting Zanka. Bad right?
“ You accidentally texted that to me” Zanka said ..
After another long. Silence you start yapping
“ So Purple is the daughter of red and blue right? So she is like very good at sports she is like the golden child at it because blue is fast and red is strong . with both of the abilities in hand this makes purple the best even BETTER THAN GREEN. But like orange is a super weird freak so brown threw him in jail. The king is black while the queen is white and they had a secret baby GREY-“
“ the hell you talking about?”
“ Like you need help why are we talking about colors hooking up and being perverts?”
“ Zanka what color would I be?”
“ We are DONE the colors for the rest of the month that is the third time i heard color lore”
“ Zanka what color would I be”
“ fine . Pink.”
“ WRONG choose again”
“ Purple?”
“ thats my favorite color not the color I would be “
“ I dont know i give up”
“ I would be crimson and coral”
“ How I would guess that?” This man is really scared after he heard the words that just came out his mouth. On wednesdays only wednesdays you had a temper and he was actually scared.
“ Mind reader duh”
Zanka found the way to ship you up and all he had to do was sneak up on you and prayed you didnt try and choke him.
You lay back down and start yapping about more color lore and while it was getting a heated battle between purple and grey he came up slowly and kissed you. That shut you up and his man was happy and he went to sleep with you.
He could only imagine what would happen tomorrow .
Notes: Im gonna try writing again it might not be frequent but thats okay hope you like this!
