#gaaaaayyyyy

Buck and Eddie + 🌈

(Tumblr loves fucking me in the ass with the quality so pls click the image 💔)

Inspiration below:

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✩Starting off strong, Natsuki!! Girl knows how to bake/cook PLUS she's so fun to be around. I feel like we would spend our days playing all kinds of games and stuff, and the best part is that I'd always have something sweet to eat. Plus, she knows how to care for her stuff, so the house would not get messy. Absolutely perfect!!!

✩Second place would be Monika!! She is caring, fun, and even though it's not really mentioned, I believe someone like her could cook/bake. Likeee we would talk about our day to eachother everyday after school, and would make dinner together probably. Monika seems like the type of person to be doing something and then randomly start singing a taylor swift song. Anyways, yeah it would be pretty nice :)

✩Putting Sayori here because I believe living with her would be good until some time passes. She's really caring, amazing, fun, and all, but she also doesn't really have the skills or motivation. Basically, since she doesn't really know how to make food, we'll have to order it. Eventually, we'll run out of money like that! Also, it would get messy after some time, since we wouldn't really be able to clean it (Sayori due to depression, and I because of my sensory issues). I am imagining her as someone who would love to read bedtime stories to someone though, lol🥹 Such a sillyyyyy :> Anyways, even though I don't think she'd be able to handle it for too long, I know that she would feel really guilty about it and try her best.

✩aaaand putting Yuri in last because GOOD GOD imagine that😭 Buddy has ZERO motherly insticts and she doesn't really know how to cook. I just know that she would be convinced that she's able to do it, and be like "That's damn right. I can do it. I will protect you." and then end up panicking a few days later after she finally accepted the fact that she doesn't know anything about raising a kid. She would probably ignore me most of the time since she doesn't really like spending too much time socializing. Again, we'd have to order food, and we would run out of money soon. I feel like Yuri is the type of person to look at you with an incredibly sad expression after giving you permission to take the last slice of pizza (she hoped you'd decline). Also, for some reason, I can clearly picture her blasting Ayesha Erotica while it's bedtime for me. Yeaahhh we'd be homeless in no time

(I’m telling you...I really could post these for another eighty lifetimes or so and still not be done)

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1. Jensen: “And [Jared’s] laying poolside (...)”

Jared: “At his pool!”

Jensen: “True story.”

Because-

Jensen: “You know...we hang out with each other a lot.”

Quick! Alert the media!

And whenever they’re not together-

“Who was the last person you texted?”

Jensen: “Jared.”

Quick! Alert the media! 😱😉

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2. Jared: “I brought a friend.”

Zach: “Like...a friend with benefits? Or like...?”

Jared (visibly mulling it over for a second before finally deciding to just drop some truth): “There...may be some benefits...”

👀👀👀

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3. Jensen: “Are we in costume for this wrestling?”

Jared: “Naked’s a costume!”

Not just ‘a’ costume...the best costume!

And speaking of nakedness (sort of)-

Jensen: “I can see your underwear.”

Jared: “I’m not wearing any underwear.”

Jensen: “Say no to crack.”

Jared: “Say yes to hole!”

Because...

-congratulations on winning ‘the absolute gayest thing to say’ award!

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And speaking of gay things in general-

4. This. *points down*

Just...yep.

This.

Tehe. ‘Ohhhh Canada’ is right, though...

Yummy. 👅

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Last but definitely not least-

5. Jared appreciating his husband’s nipples/pecs (a few beautiful examples of many):

And.....

what the fuck