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Me realizing that not only do several of Giorno's beloveds have Stupid Hats, 20% of them also have Little Guys attached to them: Metallica and Sex Pistols. Thinking further! Aerosmith kinda counts as a Little Guy, but Narancia does not have a Stupid Hat. Abba's egg hat counts as a Stupid Hat but he does not have a Little Guy. Bruno's hair clips do not count as Stupid Hat and he does not have a Little Guy. Trish has neither a Stupid Hat nor a Little Guy.
LOL
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Giorno's daily grind as Don
get up at fucking noonthirty shower put on pants spend 20 m putting on face coffee hurry up coffee please oh my god where's the coffee spend next 18 hours managing These Fucking Idiots and Their Things 2 hours scheduled sexhurt for stress relief sleep at fucking 7 am
giorno giovanna: meth piss drinker
F!Giorno: Padre, allow me to present your grandchild... DIO: *is handed child. Examines it carefully for a few seconds* DIO: *turning head to bellow* D'ARBY, FIRE UP THE STOVE!! IT'S RIB NIGHT!
F!Giorno: *grasping baby back* nO
DIO: Everyone will blame Lupin the 3rd for stealing those jewels, but it was I, DIO. Giorno: *unimpressed* Wake me up when you have the Silmarils.
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So wait. According to Addams Family Values lore, a child can go from dark haired to golden curled as a result of family stress and seperation, HUH?
*eyeing Giorno*
in today's 50 page meta post I will explain that Giorno wearing pink is a stab against traditional heterosexual masculinity and perhaps even Araki's subconscious rebellion against the editors who told him women couldn't be main characters in Shonen JumpGRLKG *is muda-punched by a mysterious shadow from off screen left who escapes while I slowly bleed out on the TEDx stage*
The Combined Gang Watches A Scary Movie
Ghiaccio: "HEY HEY HEY wait a second why does the Scream killer guy always say ''This is the last person you're ever gonna see alive'? HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SEEING ANYTHING WHEN YOU'RE ON THE PHONE, MORON? DON'T YOU MEAN "This is the last voice you're ever gonna hear?" IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE IN THE SCENE BECAUSE THE GIRL TALKS TO SOMEONE ELSE SO YOU'RE NOT EVEN THE LAST PERSON SHE TALKS TO?! IT'S NOT EVEN A CELL PHONE! THERE'S NO VIDEO!! WHAT THE FUCK??" Narancia: "Dude, chill." Ghiaccio: *freezes Narancia for that stupid ass joke like he hasn't heard it 80 MILLION TIMES from Formaggio HOLY SHIT*
Giorno: "I hate to correct you, but actually, the killer IS the last person the girl sees alive because he stabs her in person about a scene and a half later." Mista: *eyeing Giorno* "How many times have you watched this movie?" Giorno: "I like background noise while I work." *shrugs*
Risotto: *smirking while he mentally calculates if he could get away with putting on the Ghostface costume the next time he stalks Giorno*
