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I think we can all agree that the biggest news would be the crazy things the occurred during the ‘Who’s Who’ of the recent masquerade ball. Everyone was dressed to the nines with faces covered and no one knew who was who! What maddness!?

So how, you might ask, did anyone hook up if no one knew who anyone was? Well leave it to you crazy kids to not let a little thing like identity stop you. Oh, but where to start? Well, clearly plenty of you got excited about the privacy booths, but how many actually used them? Well, the masked outlaw and 20′s floozy didn’t seem to let a thing like location fool them as they got it on in the Can You Escape room. But who could it be? None other than resident gigolo Robin Hood and Southern princess Savannah Walther. Which, rumor has it, was a nostalgic moment for them as they were once star crossed lovers from different sides of the track. My dear, Robin, you clearly have a type don’t you? Maybe it truly is their money you’re after, bedding all these rich girls. Of course, they weren’t the only ones hooking up seeing as Monte Crowe and Nala Reyna were seen leaving the curtained rooms together - with Nala giving a wipe to her mouth under her mask. 

A certain, recently-single submissive certainly took advantage of his freedom, hooking up with almost everyone who liked blonde hair and a bare chest. Asher Tremaine certainly made it clear no one is telling him what to do anymore - by doing everyone. Also, seems the love triangle between Berlioz Chatte, Cole Tremaine and Sage Darling has gone up completely in flames - Spidey wanted none of either of their nonsense and looks like a free agent once more. Though, I could have sworn I saw him cuddling up to rival Deadpool who turned out to be none other than Charlie Pan. Speaking of Cole, however, he was seen all over kissing and bedding everything in sight. He certainly made his way through the rooms with several random people, while ex boyfriend Berlioz had quite a bit of growling coming from a room with Silas Holt. How’s Frollo feel about that one, Si? You’ll have to tell me how his private dungeon is looking these days.

Another flapper girl was seen at the caramel apples sharing a kiss with an Angel. Though, that angel turned out to be Chess Carter giving a sweet kiss to December Charming. Holy cheating diamonds, Batman! I wonder what Anita Radcliffe and Aladdin Street are thinking right now. Personally, I’m all about revenge sex. Maleficent Crowe was, of course, breaking hearts and devouring souls left and right as the sensual poison ivy, though I had seen her turn quite a few fellas down. Apparently she’s just in it for the lady loving. To each there own, dear devourer, to each their own. Well, I think we can all be happy that Adam Beiste didn’t destroy the window again, though he was a bit too busy himself with Savannah and other random girls in the booths. I swear, he was using the curtain like a revolving door! I wonder who that sat with the walking IED that is Tink Bell? 

So, I’ve been asked for the latest gossip, so I suppose it’s time for a new Gossip entry, hmm? I know, I’ve been absent far too long and that just can’t be a thing.

Well let’s start with the over abundance of triple relationships. We’ve known about Faith, Asher and Kristoff, which recently became stronger after Kristoffblew off the headmaster for his triade relationship. Suppose I can’t blame him though - two is better than one. Even if that one is Claude Frollo himself. Brave move, Stevens, brave move. Then there’s Alistair, Cassidy and Lo, which we honestly all saw coming, but seems to have been made official now that Cassidy’s been taking things more seriously with Lo as her submissive andAlistair as her boyfriend. Though, I’m not sure how long that will last unless neither Alistair or Cassidy care about the other still sleeping with other people. To each their own, I guess. Then there’s Aaron and Keiran and Joey. I wonderful if it’ll be as fun without a student in the mix. Rumor has it that Thor and Gavin have a certain school counselor in their mix which will probably be beneficial once the whole thing falls apart and they have a certified counselor to help them through what is bound to be an insane break up.

Then there’s the relationships that lasted a blink of an eye. Stitch andSloane are already over before I even realized that they were a thing. Rumor has it, Stitch both asked Sloane to the Sweethearts Ball and uninvited her the same day. Talk about rough. Mason has certainly made a mess of Rose andGaston when he asked the submissive before Gaston was able too. Awww, did that hurt your pride a little, Frenchie? Well, there are plenty of fish in the sea and you’d know that if you ever came out of your sex cave long enough to notice.

There’s been quite the explosion of what I like to call “Vegas Relationships” where people become serious in less than 5 minutes. The relationship alsolast about 5 minutes. Stitch already seems very chummy with Beckett, and anyone else who will show him their dick, honestly. I have a lot of messages about Marian and her little harem she’s building. Will any of them last? Only time will tell. Many of the relationships around here started in the blink of an eye, I suppose we’ll just have to see what happens and who falls apart. Probably - most of them. Though, surprising enough, Noel and Ash seem to still be doing well - shock of the century to me, honestly.

And they always seem to happen at the most exciting times. For example, just after an assessment and after a room investigation. I doubt that anyone missed the fact that rooms were left in disarray earlier this week after the guards went through each students room looking for contraband. I definitely heard discussion regarding a few rooms in question the headmasters are not pleased about. But who could it be? If I had to guess, I’d say Adam probably has some kind of muscle building contraband. With his body, the constant need for sex and the hair trigger anger reflex - I’d put my money on steroids. I wouldn’t doubt there’s a twin or two who probably still has alcohol stashed somewhere. Because I’ve most certainly heard bottles clanking the the switch hallways, and I’ve come to the conclusion that you all think you are invinsible, untouchable and can get away with anything. Let me ask you - how’s that been working out for you? Oliver certainly hasn’t gotten the hint yet. I know he missed the Mines punishment, but within moments of his own brother getting back he was boasting about wanting to drink in public eye. I’m really concerned about the judgement and intelligence level of young kids today.

For the ‘who’s hooking up with who’ portion of our evening, I’m just going to go with everyone. Even Headmaster Frollo is getting his rocks off with everyone’s favorite reindeer switch, which seems to be causing serious ruffles with a Domme and her kitten. Though, who knows, because there’s a certain nurse from our Headmaster’s past and my sources tell me there’s always been a wave between the two that might rock the boat on any ship Sir Frollo tries to sail. Noel and Ash have been official for all of 5 minutes, and then I saw him exiting several different rooms in each of the dorm buildings. Better put a leash on that one, Ash. Speaking of, there’s been an extreme explosion of pet play fanatics around the campus grounds. I’ve been spying on the mail, and several packages have arrived in plain brown paper, which only means one thing - porn and sex in a box. Not that I’m judging, but I’m certainly excited to see submissives on leashes again. 

This school is also certainly not low on testosterone (for one Dominant specifically as he has extra in little bottles) and arrogance. Prince Charming made his debut to the school, wasting no time crushing his little sister’s spirit. Though, honestly, December needed to be taken down a notch. I get it, Carter’s not paying enough attention to you. But I’m not sure you want Prince to come in as a pinch hitter, though it’s obvious he’s ready to bone everything in sight. I would love to see this thing with Prince and Zeke play out though. They might have to knock down a wall between two rooms just so both their egos fit in a confined space. Oliver and Mason are fucking everything in sight, apparently, including a certain red head we all thought was off the market. Alice appears to be trying to jump on that bandwagon as well, making her wants and sexual desires well known. But rumor has it, she was turned down by a former man-whore of the school. Who exactly is it that’s taming the blond archer? My money’s on the Pennsylvanian Princess who can’t seem to keep herself out of his room.

Let’s talk about the explosion of orders being thrown around here lately. Zeke’s throwing a football party with all worker bees being submissive Males - couldn’t be more obvious, could you? Then there’s Prim with her random day of pampering and there’s no shock to anyone that Heidi Hood made it on that list. She makes it on a lot of Prim’s lists lately. Then there are the wannabe-dominants with ‘volunteer’ orders. Time to put on your Dominant panties, Joseph and just start ordering. You want to be Dominant so badly, it’s time to act like it. And I don’t know what’s with Katseya, putting out orders for anotherdominant? Let’s talk about things that don’t make sense, huh? Maybe if she came up for air from between Phoebe’s legs once in a while she’d still have some  brains cells to work with.

I'm not even sure who's a couple and who's not. But, I suppose that whole Faith-Asher-Kristoff thing is kind of cute - if that's still a thing anyway. I've found a soft spot for whatever is going on with Robin and Angelica - considering the two should probably be hated enemies based on little things like values and upbringings. Though, if I had to pick a favorite, I'm quite found of Alice and Marie. I always enjoy the thoughts I make up in my head when Alice shows up at the Dominant's door.

You know, I'm a little disappointed by the lack of the walk of shame after last night's Winter Ball. There didn't seem to be any surprise emerges from Dominant/Switch rooms. Oh well, there's always next formal.

For having a slew of newcomers show up right before the dance it seemed almost everyone was able to snag a date. Again - almost. Though, I must say the spectacular lights that were Aurora Thorne and the beautiful living center piece that was Vanessa Conch were more than festive for the evening. 

Royalty was crowned with Gaston and Rose walking away with the crowns for King and Queen - well gee, who saw that coming? I really don't understand why those two don't just get on with it and stop tap dancing around the issue. Let me help: YOU GUYS LIKE EACH OTHER. Let's just call a spade a spade and stop stringing along a line of giggling school girls who want to jump Gaston. Not to mention two particular birds who's feathers get all ruffled up at the sight of the redheaded Queen. Speaking of the dance, there didn't seem to be any slouches on that dance floor, unless you're Angelica and counting all the girls who took their shoes off. Apparently no one told her that she wasn't the queen crowned last night. Maybe next time, sassy-pants.

And, I know it was dark, but I swear I saw some sparks fire. Asher wasted no time utilizing his part of server to mingle and mix with the Switches and Dominants of the school. Looking for that claim so soon, Ash? Well he certainly got the resident blonde Casanova flashing those baby blues at the young submissive. And what about those Charming twins? Dancing awfully close if you ask me. Though, no one really ever asks me do they? 

With a slew of new students in the school, there's bound to be new drama. And it's already started with the likes of Aaleyah and Alice wasting no time ruffling some people up with their "holier than thou" nonsense. I figure it's only a matter of time before Zeke, Gason or Cassidy get their hands on those twerps and making good little submissives/switches out of them.