karina: just went on my first tinder date, had to go to the bathroom and then ESCAPE karina: he asked me if i keep my cross on during s*x and what my mouth does (?) karina: i don’t know what he means but abort

LORENZO: i'll even let you help me decide on tattoos i'm gonna get once everything's all healed. enticing, i know

bags in hand & sunglasses remaining firmly perched upon her nose despite having strolled into the hotel, saskia is c o n f u s e d. ‘ question of the day - how was it we were supposed to know which room we’re in ? i’m sure i got an email or a text or something… definitely LOST it. & i need a nap. ’ addressing all of this to the nearest person, she’s barely paying attention to who it is, hoping for & expecting assistance from whomever it is.

most millennials would be glad to be surrounded by free caffeine all day. the prospect of coffee, coffee and more coffee meaning that every five am walk of shame you did could be respectfully counteracted, would surely be a dream for everyone her own age. however, when being surrounded by coffee all day also meant being surrounded by the whiny american public all day too, it counteracted the positives of the occupation. they already didn’t understand british humour, making her an almost pillar of solace at work ( which wasn’t something that calliope would be caught complaining about, of course. )  today, her first shift back, seemed to be surrounded with nothing but disaster. current task?? figure out how to get the canister for whipped cream to work without dashing it across the store. “fuck this!” she curses, more audible than a manager would’ve allowed her. “if you wanted whipped cream, it’s not happening. my condolences to your arteries, but one day they’ll thank me.”

          “if there’s one thing that i love, it’s when assholes come into the store.” sahara exhaled, picking up the stack of clothing she needed to refold. “yell at me because your dickhead son won’t keep his ankle from rolling, that’s fine. get mad because we don’t have the retro lows in your size at the moment, that’s totally fine too, but if there’s one thing i can’t fucking stand, it’s the assholes who think i’m willing to let them have fucking sex with me for a pair of shoes.” she exhaled, pushing her hair out of her eyes as she gave the person she was talking to her full attention. “none of that language was appropriate for the workplace, but i don’t fucking care. i have a right to be annoyed, right?”

ROWAN: my friend's dog just had a bunch of puppies and she's tasked me with making sure they go to good homes. i don't suppose i can interest you in a newborn cavapoo?

JAMESON: vic bought this weird fucking tequila and then disappeared.. so anyone wanna come over and kill this crystalhead tequila with me?