I NEVER TALK ABOUT THEM BUT!! I HAVE TWO FAN KIDS WITH ZORO! ;u;

The girl on the left is Adelita and she’s the oldest. She wants to be a swordsman AND a martial artist. She wants to be able to kick your ass in multiple different ways. She’s not as mean as she looks, me and Zoro’s genetics just produced a kid with resting bitch face.

My Children

Keter Sparda

Parents: Vergil and Malkuth

Shy little nephilim

Michael Valentine

Parents: Jill Valentine, Claire Redfield, Moira Burton, and Lexi Baxter

Another shy boy but this time he was born to evil and fucked up science and he has the spaghettis

Melanie Cavallucci

Parents: Amalia Cavallucci and Doppio Movimento

How’s school going? What are your grades like? Do you do any extracurriculars?

School’s going pretty well so far, though I have a big test coming up in a few weeks. My grades are usually pretty good too, though I’ve struggled with math and English in the past. I’m doing much better now!

I don’t really have the time to do extracurriculars, between magic shows and helping in trials and at the Agency. I guess I’m in the “going home” club then?

How did your parents meet? (if they’ve told you?)

They’ve told me before! Mommy was framed for a murder at one of her shows, and daddy was the one to defend her in court. After that they kept seeing each other as friends, and eventually fell in love!

(Though murder isn’t really that romantic.)

What’s your favorite family trip that you’ve been on?

So far, my two favorite trips were getting to visit Kurain Village (I always love going because I get to see Pearl and Maya!) and seeing my daddy’s family! Seeing my grandparents is always so fun! Mommy’s been talking about potentially taking us to visit her family, which I hope we can do soon! I’ve been wanting to meet the other branch of my family tree.

What’s your favorite holiday? How does your family celebrate it?

“Hey everyone! For some reason, we’re going to be here in this time for the next five days, so we decided to chat with you all! I’m Rosie, by the way.”

“There’s a lot you probably don’t know about us, so if you have any questions please ask! (If you want to!)”

“As interesting as these three are, we want to hear from you!”

“It’s nice to meet you all!”

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Rosie (Rosalind) is the red text; Burrell is the green text; Trucy is the blue text; and Marie-Grace is the pink text.

Oh yes! Mom and dad have told us how they met before, especially since uncle Alfred has taken the credit for bringing them together (which I guess is true, he helped them meet each other in the first place)

Same with my mommies! Though it was only because I asked them. Funny, they met the same way mommy met your daddy, Burr!

Now that’s interesting... the story my daddy told me went differently then it did for you guys! (And I’ll answer that in the next ask!) so yes, they’ve told me how they met before!

And they do get “lovey dovey” like you said, but in front of me it’s usually just stuff like hugs and quick kisses on the cheek and lips.

They don’t, like, make out in front of me and Burr, but they aren’t afraid to be affectionate (kind of the same stuff Trucy said), and occasionally we’ll find them cuddling fast asleep on the couch or longer kisses when they think we’re not looking. It’s a little awkward, honestly.

Rosie, leave them be.

What’s your dream job?

Magician, of course! And since I’m a young professional, I get to live the dream!

What are your chores around the house, if any?

While there’s not a lot (I have to balance school and my shows with it!) I do have a few little things: I have to do my homework, make my bed neat every day, sort my laundry every once in a while, that sort of thing!

Are you a part of any cliques? Tell us about your friends!

R: With Burr and I, mom and dad are a little goofy at times (with the rare moment when they’re embarrassing) but they’re always very sweet with each other. I’m actually glad for it, we never doubted that they loved each other, and us.

M-G: Yeah, my mommies always loved each other, it’s weird to think they wouldn’t be.

T: Same! My mommy, daddy and I have been through some hard times, but I was able to keep smiling knowing they were there. It’s exactly the same with each other.

Of course!!! Hi there, thank you!

What do you think of your parents’ friends?

They’re nice! They are always nice to me, which helps I guess. A lot of the time my mommies’ friends will play with me when they come over, and my aunts have gifts sometimes! (I don’t know if aunts count, but I think they do.)

What kind of music do you like to listen to?

My mommy has music at home a lot, and I always like what she plays. But the songs are all so different... I don’t know what I would call it? I also like Disney songs a lot!

How would you describe your style? Do you have a favorite outfit you like to wear?

Uh.... what I’m wearing now, I guess? I like bright colors, if that helps. I don’t have one favorite, but I do like dressing up for fancy stuff like a party.

How would you describe your parents’ personalities?