#futurearchaeology

I hope in someday in the future people will go on archaeological tours like "these are extraordinarily well-preserved remains of, likely, the local centre for what appears to have been an international Cult of the Car. And here was where they ritually sacrificed each other to the bowels of the earth--or maybe it's just transportation from the top to the bottom, but experts find that unlikely based on the presence of stairs in the area which would have undoubtedly been faster and more efficient than these rather subpar lifts" like how much of our random shit will look like ritual