#future 52

Speaking of clean ups, it’s taking a lot longer than the 52 weeks our think tank predicted it would. Rest assured, we have fired said employees for their costly oversight. Instead, it looks like the company may be helping Earth rebuild for some time yet. Some of the inventions you’ve sent have helped the build up, while others have helped distract from the current horror of life on Earth. All have been helpful in some manner, so, as promised, the creators’ descendants have been handsomely compensated. We’ll be in touch should we need any more work from the past, but for now, this concludes your business with The Company. /TIMETRANSMISSION_END_Bishop_May_2299/KILL_TRANSMISSION”

“When we showed this to one of our lab boys, his eyes glassed over before he began spouting an unintelligible language for five hours straight. From the rough translation we’ve managed, our best guess is that this is a schematic for a hyper advanced alien A.I. utilizing aspects of human imagination. We’re not sure what to do with plans, should we crack them. We’ll probably build a robot. Everyone likes one of those, and what could possibly go wrong with an imaginative robot? /TIMETRANSMISSION_END _Bishop_Apr_2299//”

“Botanists have had a rough couple of centuries. With a majority of Earth’s plants catalogued and studied ad nauseum, many botanists have taken to exploring other systems in search of new botanical frontiers. The market for botanical equipment is small, which will make the MK 12 Hyperion that much more competitive. Though, I’m not sure how many biologists will be able to afford such a machine. Maybe we’ll militarize it. Sorry, plant lovers. /TIMETRANSMISSION_END _Bishop_Apr_2299//”

“This is the X-100, based on the Bell X-1, the first aircraft to break the sound barrier in 1947. The X-100 is the first spacecraft to break the "time" barrier. /EMAIL_END_Eric_R_Mortensen_Jan_2015//”

“The advent of conductive thread, flexible screens, and LED infused fabrics led the way to instantly updatable and ever changing clothing based on the wearer’s moods and preferences. /EMAIL_END _JayRogers_Jan_2015//”

“In the future, love is all but lost. Apathy and hatred consume humans and animals alike. Enter C.U.P.I.D., a weapon carried by agents of an elite team tasked with bringing the levels of love and hate back in balance. When especially hateful people are shot by the C.U.P.I.D. energy weapon, they are filled with a proportional amount of love, helping to restore the emotional balance in their life. /EMAIL_END _Jesse_Penico_Jan_2015//”

“With much of Earth’s power grid still offline, hovering kids are difficult to see at night. The DEKK Crystal Cruiser’s neon glow will make life much easier on motorists and pedestrians. The Company’s always being hassled about the lack of safety measures we instill in our products - maybe this will buy us a little good will. But probably not. /TIMETRANSMISSION_END _Bishop_Mar_2299//”

“With The Company's peace-keeping police squads under constant fire from the Earth's media,  an unassuming plant capable of sedating areas unrest would be a huge win for our PR department. It'll do the same job without upsetting any antiquated notions of civil rights. Hopefully no one tries to eat them - the plants, not the civil rights. /TIMETRANSMISSION_END _Bishop_Apr_2299//”