#funtard

Chris Kerr, 'Funtard,' 2014 Cell phone drawing

This is a new Monday segment. You send in questions, we answer. I don’t own a car and take public transit. Are you going to scold me? -Aaron I won’t scold you because I can tell that you’re a true anti-greenie; however, I do think less of you. I also think that you’re a fool. Luckily for you, there are several ways that you can make up for your slackage and I fully expect you to do so. The first thing I recommend you do is mock yourself for using public transportation. --Matt Matt, You are a fu**tard. -Stu I'm a bit confused. First of all, "You are a fu**tard" is a statement, not a question! You're silly. Second of all, I think you misspelled the word "funtard" - I don't know what else you would be trying to say beyond those asterisks. I've never heard of the word "funtard", but I assume a funtard is someone who radiates fun day after day. I'm guessing this person is also widely known to be hilarious and extremely attractive? Oh Stu, you get me every time. Thanks again, Stu! --Matt