#funnylad

This is the tone of most of our conversations!! Naked and boobs !! This was after a little workout I did this morning when I said I need new work out gear as my old stuff is only made for a slimmer version of me ( who thought she was fat !! What an idiot !!) @daddyofgeeks bought me some sports bras from tkmaxx - I picked them - they don’t zip my zeppelins in!! The boobs are a lot better than I thought ( when I say that - he grins and says awesome !! 😂😂) . . It was a 2 min plank to start ( fuck my life I collapsed at 30 secs !!) . . #couples #funnylad #makingmemories #texting #workingout #toofat #sweating #bigboobsproblem #bigknockers

I asked Charlie to cut the chickens some of the outdoor celery - he comes back and says ‘is it ok if it's red ?’ . I say - ‘ can you get me some please ? I ve not seen red celery before !’ . He then walks off up the garden - I think to go get it back from the chickens .... but no he stops at the RHUBARB!!!!!! He's cut three pieces of rhubarb and given it to the chickens !! . 1. You don't cut rhubarb 2. The bloody leaves are poisonous !! So he's had to get it back from the chickens and cut the real celery !!! And my day has just begun!! Lol But I did laugh calling him a knob head - but realised it’s pretty bad he does nt know his rhubarb from his celery 🤣🤣🤣🤣xx . . #myboy #thegardener #notcelery #rhubarb #cutrhubarb #dontcutrhubarb #funnylad