#funnyboner

Watch "Why is beer better than women" on YouTube https://youtube.com/shorts/Fg5HvfwXnCo Example of my kind of humor. I need a woman that will laugh at this and just have a snappy comeback rather than me wind up wrapped up in carpet in the trunk of her Honda Civic or something. Lol i.e. if i say something like "i don't trust anything that bleeds for 3 days and doesn't die" she'll say "i can't trust anyone with two heads and no brain." Lol I'll just say, you know honey... Bringing up reality is just getting old. Can't you come up with anything original? I mean , try and keep up with Congress at least. 🤭🤣 I get less crap from religion. Not like anyone believes that shit, especially the clergy. 🤔😆😂 And yeah i believe there's likely a God. String theory types that can do math and think, the two go together, they believe in a creator.. Even that's incorrect, umm they're not doing anything that weird other than math and a lot of thinking but that's also why we have things like GPS and the internet. Can't complain. Actually, my brain injury and no smartphone would mean I'm in a home for invalids. My phone is a cognitive prosthetic. Seriously. My cranial crutches. My wheelchair of wonderment. Imagination incubator. Travel training wheels. #laughteristhebestmedicine #funnyboner #itsnotahumor #boogertits (at North Ogden, Utah) https://www.instagram.com/p/CLPzDnxhc6O/?igshid=k0urww7kficv

#starwars #laughteristhebestmedicine #itsnotahumor #funnyboner #humorinuniform Watch "Star Wars Cops Parody - TROOPS" on YouTube https://youtu.be/pe6yy3sW6NI Cops die most in domestic abuse calls. Marriage needs a surgeon generals warning. 😂🤣 If your wife likes Murder She Wrote out of the blue after you tell her to go fuck a duck, you can drink if you want, you might wanna check into a motel and put your phone in airplane mode lol and visa versa. Women have to worry about the guys too sometimes. If your hubby suddenly starts making 3D printed fully auto assault rifles after you tell him you've met 9 year old girls with bigger balls than them, literally, you need a bugout bag. (at North Ogden, Utah) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKK0LpmhUjk/?igshid=4h7biokaiegc

Lol this is so funny #dumptrump #funnyboner #layghteristhebestmedicine #itsnotahumor #politicalmemes (at North Ogden, Utah) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKKvfbnhzQe/?igshid=1ud8cdpb0q8bg

Watch "Why Boyfriends Lose Arguments | Akaash Singh | Stand Up Comedy" on YouTube https://youtu.be/bovJu7-vGAQ This is actually true especially for our brown ladies or it's a USA thing. And the Mormon gals I've dated or who failed to tell me were going out, boots to the head, and tantrums, and i was very mansito as my mother told me, and no seas tan inocente, eres muy mensito blah blah blah and I had no idea what she was going on about. And until these supplements healed me and hopefully not like Flowers for Algernon, I'm waking up to a lot. No wonder my brother showed me Bitch by Key & Peele. Now I'm finally, at age 50 able to understand. This comedian is right. Dude, his comedy on liberals and minorities dating white chicks. So spot on. Watch "White Liberals Are More Racist | Akaash Singh | Stand-up Comedy" on YouTube https://youtu.be/y8_KuPyv1eI Watch "Why Arizona Hates Mexicans | Akaash Singh | Freestyle Stand-Up Comedy" on YouTube https://youtu.be/gmMzlQdpM4M Watch "ROASTING THE WHITE TRASH OF CANADA | Akaash Singh | Stand Up Comedy" on YouTube https://youtu.be/9Dc1v30Dkrg Watch "WHY MINORITIES LOVE WHITE WOMEN | Akaash Singh | Stand Up Comedy" on YouTube https://youtu.be/OWMIvrbmEDs Per the last one... In America I'll make that switch. Dude my experiences, as long as she's not a cowgirl or Mormon, we're good. Been physically assaulted a few times so no thanks and sorry ladies, with my mouth, no Italians. I saw a guy post online and he's Italian and he said that Italian women can get crazy like our Mexican gals. They'll shoot you and the next day visit you in the hospital smiling like nothing happened saying "i made you favorite Italian dish." Umm i like not being mortally wounded. It's why local Chicanos tell me I'm nothin but a white Mexican. Lol that's called a chilango güeys. Lol #laughteristhebestmedicine #itsnotahumor #funnyboner i created my own prayer cuz of that. "I pray the Lord your soul to keep, cuz women beat you in your sleep, and if you die before you wake, I pray your soul she didn't take." Lol i saw a hot model on insta with a photo of a jar in her fridge with chopped up meat with he label "men's souls" and i almost prayed.🤭😂 (at North Ogden, Utah) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKKlBrkhTjX/?igshid=1n7k2up2ramz2

Humor. Reminds me of Alf. Ha! I kill me! Lol ohh and i don't like to eat.... Kitty. Lol I'm kidding. I guess. I dunno. 🤷🏽‍♂️ I have but yeah, you know. I prefer beer. Lol and sex. Hahaha you know ALL our excretions are a type of mucus even your saliva? Yeah, too many medical books as a kid. I made some kid cry by accident when i told him we're all homo sapiens. I still feel kinda bad about that. That was in grade school. #itsnotahumor #laughteristhebestmedicine #funnyboner it's not like i called him a neandertal. Now that's an insult. Basically that's calling them a cannibalistic knuckle dragger. 😂 I can't help but laugh at THAT term. Too much TV. And standup comedy. Well, and being around people. (at North Ogden, Utah) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJkRBXWhRS4/?igshid=1eefgdvuaono0

I still think this is so damned funny lol ZZ Top would be proud. But be polite or the lyrics should be "I've got eggs, and she knows how to bruise them!" Lol #humor #laughteristhebestmedicine #funnyboner #fathersday #restauranthumor #americanphotographer #samsung #samsungarmy #samsungphotography #samsunggalaxys7edge #galaxys7edge #samsunggalaxy #smartphonephotography #utahphotographer #californiaphotographer #californiatransplant #mexicanphotographer #ogdenutah #thisisogden #thetruthaboutmen #yourlegsweremadeforgawkinandthatsjustwhatidoonedaythesepupilswillstudyyou hahaha (at Ogden, Utah) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJkLBndBQLv/?igshid=190nj04pl80k4

I'm in. I'll quit drinking then have a few rounds to celebrate. 🤣🤷🏽‍♂️ Works for me. Hey, i don't have a drinking problem until i end up married and she tries to stop me from drinking. I only wish I was still young enough to run off and join the Navy. Cheapest way to divorce or leave a woman at the altar. And Navy guns win over shotgun weddings. Lol and I'd finally get to see the ocean again. And drink a lot. Don't mind me. I'm landlocked and i cry myself to sleep over being surrounded by landlubbers. #itsnotahumor #laughteristhebestmedicine #funnyboner #touchmyfunnybone (at Ogden, Utah) https://www.instagram.com/p/CI131_Lhu_A/?igshid=1vxgbdwxpkidw

I bought this because one, it's true, and two, it's funny af, and three, it shows local religious asses are full of it to make a big deal about me but that's a main thing and advertisements for strip clubs in the outskirts before you arrive in Utah for Southern Xposure etc and there's escort ads in the phone book and web. We need martial law. Supposedly there's two big organized crime groups in salt lake city but who's running the show? Either the military and government or the organized crime and last i checked i didn't go to a mafia school in the public education system. Lol though Mormonism has been compared to the mafia and i can vouch for it. Though it's more like a white mafia but not always bad, just kinda weird and depressed and depraved in subtle ways. Or overtly but they're also warriors and POWs at the same time. It's a mix and they did baptize both Ted Bundy and a rapie Black Panther that bragged and wrote a book that he enjoyed raping white women in warring against white people. Dude was nuts. Lol 🤣😆 you'd think the holy ghost would warn them like about the tans us Latinos and natives have. Lol #beaverutah #ilovebeaver #funnybeanies #humor #funnyboner #laughteristhebestmedicine #scienceoverreligioneverytime #americanphotographer #californiatransplant #californiaphotographer #mexicanphotographer #utahphotographer #utah #travelphotography #travelmatters #googlepixel4a5g #pixel4a5gphotography #pixel4a5g #teampixel #smartphonephotography #googlefi #googlefan (at Beaver, Utah) https://www.instagram.com/p/CIElT8vBF2u/?igshid=6ampemds0ovy