seen from Taiwan
seen from Germany
seen from Türkiye
seen from Algeria
seen from Yemen
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Türkiye
seen from China
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seen from Malaysia
seen from China
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seen from United Kingdom
seen from Malaysia
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Vampire Memes
responds to bad news by turning into a swarm of bats
responds to good news by turning into a pack of rats
*anyone dies* that’s cultural appropriation
dramatically overstates age
can’t believe i lived through the invention of agriculture for this shit
dramatically understates age
what do you want from me i’m like 9
Daylight savings is sanguivoriphobic
*dracula voice* i vant you to shut up
“Someone nail my coffin shut k thnx”
overuses memes, but from the summer of 2003
constant complaining about young people baby boomers
Catholicism is sanguivoriphobic
hipster music collection but instead of vinyl records, 17th cent music boxes
“you have to listen on the original medium or it’s just not the same”
vampire clickbait: remove bloodstains from ANY surface
*checks the red cross website for coupons*
olive garden is sanguivoriphobic
“I personally was jack the ripper”
I got bored I can’t draw faces.
vampires refuse to develop social skills, anything awkward goes down they just turn into a swarm of bats
Weird Things All Vampire Couples Do
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This how people see me when I try to be friendly...
