#funny proverbs

List of Very funny proverbs

Some proverbs are used to make the articles interesting for readers, while some add a little cliche and magical touch to our essay and writing but there are many other proverbs that we avoid to use in our essay even they can make our essay shiny, clicking, and fun to read. These proverbs I categorized as the most funny proverbs. Usually such proverbs people hear from their friends, relatives, or from colleague; among these proverbs some are amusing, some are hilarious, and few make you angry. But don't worry there is nothing personal.

Very Funny Proverbs

Down is the list of most funny proverbs that we hear every day:

Hold the man from his right ear or his left ear, face will always be in the middle.

Do not bite your fingernails, after scratching your own ass.

Success doesn’t always come from hard working, even a donkey work hard all his day.

Living in a glass house, one shouldn’t change his clothes at the bottom.

You can’t get to the top while sitting at your bottom.

Even a hundred monkeys will not make a wise man’s decision

If you want to become dirty, try politics.

The wisest husband is the one who will never ever try to make his wife happy.

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance–waiting for the bathroom.

Living in a glass house, one shouldn’t change his clothes at the bottom.

Der er kommunister i lysthuset: Theres communists in the fun house

Man skal ikke kaste med sten, når man selv bor i et glashus: Don’t throw with stones if you live in a house of glass

Man kan ikke både blæse og have mel i munden: You can’t blow and have flour in your mouth

Ingen arme, ingen småkager: no arms, no cookies.

Der findes ingen dumme spørgsmål, kun dumme mennesker: there is no stupid questions, only stupid persons.

Den der går i seng med en kløende røv, vågner op med lugtende fingre: the person who goes to bed with a scratchy ass, wakes up with smelly fingers. Hellere en fugl i hånden end ti på taget: rather one bird in your hand, than ten on the roof.