#funny project

So we had to do this project in English class where we wrote a news story based on classic horror/mystery stories, and this one guy who was doing it on Sherlock Holmes inexplicably changed the plot to be about Scooby Doo?? And he read it like “Sherlock called Scooby Doo by going onto the street and yelling “Scooby Doo, where are you?” and offering Scooby Snacks. “Jinkies!” he said when he discovered the crime scene. When he caught the criminals they said “Zoinks! Sherlock and Scooby found out about it!” Now that is one Mystery Machine of an adventure.” Like, what?????