#funger headcanons

YIPPIE YAY DAAN YAP TIME!!!

i have many many hc for him actually but since u asked my favs i'll try to sum them up :3

so! let's start by his appearance! longer hair, more (and heavy) makeup, 3 moles on his face (one near the right eye, one on his right cheek near his nose and one on the right corner of his mouth), no eyebrows and physique similar to Buster Keaton's (and he's also my faceclaim for Daan, you can see more here) — basically this sprite edit:

the other ones are:

he's a trans man, his "top surgery" was actually done when he was a child during an intersectional ritual for Sylvian and Gro-goroth (i've written a fanfic about his childhood, it's better explained here)

he has a Sylvian symbol scar on the uterus area, it was a consequence of another Sylvian ritual performed on him when he was younger (i need to elaborate more on this)

his dutch accent appears more when he pronounces words with 'g'

Dandy & Goth

he smokes different brands (with different qualities too) of cigarettes depending on his mood and occasion: cheaper ones for his bad days, normal/average for daily stuff and the expensive and good ones for fancy events and/or happy moments

his hormones are 'controled' by Sylvian: he needs to perform ritualistic masturbation (at least) oftentimes to keep his testosterone higher or he suffer some consequences (i still need to elaborate on this)

he would be a cat dad. rat dad too.

almond shaped nails, medium length

voice similar to hugh grant, arcane viktor, daniil dankovsky (russian dub), you got the vibe

he has a diary

i think that's it for today nyehe, i tried my best to not yap much. but i could.... :3

"I see..." "Really now?" "Fascinating...