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If I die I think the best way to handle my body is to take my blood and turn it into a cast iron knife, then compress my ashes into a gemstone to decorate the hilt. I shall be an enchanted blade, or at least a Cursed Blade depending on how upset I am at the end of my life. I don’t want to be a jar of ash or a body in the ground. If you must bury me then I want to be entombed with my Magical Knife Remains on a Pedestal in the center. Let me rest there like an Arthurian Weapon of Legend. Maybe even put a plaque down there warning that “only those who share the their Blood of this Knife may wield its power. Those who are not worthy shall be cursed until it is placed in its resting place” let them wonder what it means while my family line knows the truth
at my funeral please string my corpse up like a marionette and make me dance to the gravity falls theme song
Dear Mom,
If I get hit by a truck tomorrow, please don't play Landslide at my funeral, because that song is pretty played out now. I want you to play Storms, which is on Tusk so you probably haven't heard it.
PS the album is good but you have to listen to it a few times before you get it.
Do not stand at my grave and weep, I am not there; I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow, I am the diamond glints on snow, I am the sun on ripened grain, I am the gentle autumn rain. When you awaken in the morning’s hush I am the swift uplifting rush Of quiet birds in circling flight. I am the soft starlight at night. Do not stand at my grave and cry, I am not there; I did not die.
Mary Elizabeth Frey
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I demand that the following be sung by everyone at my funeral:
Nuh nuh nuh nuh Nuh nuh nuh nuh Hey hey hey Goodbye