Instead of saying I have sensory issues I think I’m just gonna say I have superpowers
Stranger(nosy): “Why do you have your headphones on, like, all the time? Are you like, really into Taylor Swift or something?”
Me(sexy): “Oh! No, actually I’m psychic, the school is too noisy with everyone’s thoughts so I have to block them out with my music.”
“…”
Me(still sexy): “It really is such a heavy burden being so powerful.”








