#fukoko

Chapter 1: Hey Now, You're An Allstar

One day, just like any other day, Koko sat at wherever he usually is during the day talking to his cool friends, Kira and Izu. Due to an altercation concerning memes and puns, Koko left the group bc he's lame and gets angry at puns like a loser. In his rage, he didn't notice that his laptop was suddenly out of battery!!!  Cursing in Spanish probably, he got up from where he was and decided to take a walk to the nearest [LARGE BODY OF WATER] while it charged. 

It was a beautiful day in Argentina. The sun was shining and the cicadas were chirping just like in the hit anime neon genesis evangelion. As he walked, Koko thought about how much he didn't like puns, even tho puns are the highest form of humor. As he approached the large body of water, a strong gust of wind blew at him and knocked his glasses off his face! Tragic. Before he could pick them up, however, he heard a fishy voice say "Allow me." 

Two gloved hands placed his glasses back on his face, and when Koko looked at his savior, he saw..........................

TO BE CONTINUED

Chapter 2:  Sie Sind Das Essen Und Wir Sind Die Octopusfucker

(continued from chapter 1)

It was the most beautiful octopus boy Koko had ever seen. He had hair the color of pale blue paint, and eyes the color of a similar pale blue paint. He was taller than him bc Koko is SHORT. And he was an octopus. He smelled faintly of takoyaki. 

"thanks!" Koko said gratefully, smiling ruefully at what was most certainly a reference to his past on the strange website Dangan Ronpa Face Books. 

"............" The octopus replied. 

Koko nodded in agreement. 

"............. Who are you?"  As the octopus spoke, Koko noticed how his voice sounded like megumi ogatas. He wanted to fuck that voice. (<--canon)

"My name is Koko." Said Koko. "Just Koko."

Ignoring the fact that this was obviously a Harry Potter reference, The octopus said, "Well JustKoko, my name is............ Fukami. Make sure not to lose your glasses next time. That would suck."

"What a cool name." Koko nodded, then thanked the octopus for his help. "Well, I should get going, I have to pwn some noobs."

Fukami smiled wisely. "I know that feel. But first-- can I get your number?" 

Koko blushed unconsciously. Was Fukami flirting? He couldn't tell. But he was hot so he decided to give him his number. 

"Yes it's [koko what's ur number idk]" Koko recited his digits, then extended his hand. 

Fukami took it with his tentacle and they shook hands (and tentacles). "...............See you around, Koko." 

Koko nodded, then walked back to the place where his laptop was and got ready to do some major trolling. 

Chapter 3: Sekai De Ichiban Octopus Sama

After a successful day in the Internet filled with aesthetic blogging and anime watching, Koko got ready to go to sleep, probably at some unholy hour like 9am what the fuck koko. Right as he got ready to shut his eyes and sleep, his phone went off with whatever his text alert sound is. /I wonder who it could be?/ he thought curiously. 

When he opened it, he saw a strange text:

MEET ME IN THE PIT <3

-Fukami

/Fukami?/ So he really did intend on contacting him again. For some reason, the heart emoji at the end of the strange sentence made his KOKOro go doki doki. So he decided. He'd go meet Fukami in the pit. 

But... where is the pit? 

A quick google search told him of the existence of The Great Argentine Pit. /That must be it!/ He thought triumphantly, and jumped out the window and parachuted down to the sidewalk. No time to sleep, he had an octopus boy to see. 

Chapter 4: Youkoso Waga Octopus E

Koko approached the pit with baited breath. He was very excited to see Fukami again..... but also nervous. Fukami was obviously so cool bc he was an octopus. It was intimidating. 

When he got to this Very Real Pit, he looked down to see... a body?!?? At the bottom?!!!?!?!?

Koko gasped, then ran down the side of the pit to where the body was. it was........ Fukami!

"Who did this to you?" Koko asked, choking back tears. 

"Shhhh... don't speak." Fukami's breath was weak because his lungs were punctured by something. "I... met someone in the pit but I..... wasn't strong enough to defeat them....." He grit his teeth as he said this. To admit that someone was stronger than him.... this must be bad. 

"Just hold on-- I'll take you to

the hospital!" Koko said in a shaky voice. 

"No..... it's too late..... besides, I don't know if I should go to a vet or a doctor."

It was a valid point. 

"Why?? Why Fukami?!"

Fukami smiled sadly, "Because.............. I love you." He breathed once more. It made a wheezing sound bc he's dying. "Make sure..... not to lose your glasses." And with that he breathed his final breath.

"Fukami!!!! No!!" Koko cried out. 

But it was too late. 

Epilogue: A Cruel Octopus's Thesis

Koko sat on the edge of a lake next to his cool friends, Izu and Kira. They had robbed a bank together and gotten enough money to go to Argentina.