We made ai dungeon try to recreate untitled goose game. It went about as well as you would expect.
It's a lovely day in the Kingdom of Larion, and you are a horrible goose. You are out on the town, looking for trouble, and if you cannot find it, you will create it. You've been invited to a feast, that will be attended by royalty and other important people, but you know that there will be some sort of ruckus going on. Chaos is good when writing a line in your notebook.
> Hjonk explores their surroundings.
You see a lot of nobles, a lot of soldiers, but you don't see anyone you recognize from your homeland. There must be over a thousand of them there, all dressed in very fancy clothes. Sometimes they talk to each other, but for the most part, they move in a very organized way. Different groups of people are moving in different directions, but for the most part, they stay grouped up.
> Hjonk checks for police.
You see a lot of soldiers, but none of them are police.
Your eyes follow the blue and red cloth emblems on their uniforms.
> 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ is wary of the soldiers.
The soldiers all have helmets with visors, and armor that covers their legs as well as their torso.
> Hjonk says "🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️, can you create a distraction?"
"I can try"
"Go do that", Hjonk replies, "I'll be on my way when the guards come to investigate."
> 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ create a distraction.
You decide to start whistling the Kingdom of Kish Chase tune. You stare at the nearest group of soldiers, giving them a big grin and an enthusiastic wink. They all begin to laugh and converse with each other.
This works rather well, and you move on to another group, and then another. You see a few people give you wary looks, but most people are too entertained by your actions to do anything about you.
> Hjonk steals jewellery.
You walk up to a group of soldiers and move them with your words. One of them holds up his hand and you stop, then you approach the nearest noble-looking man. He's wearing a fancy suit, and you figure he's probably a merchant of some sort.
> Hjonk kisses his hand and steals his rings while doing so.
He watches you suspiciously, and holds out his hand. You grasp it with your left hand, and kiss it deeply.
> Hjonk successfully steal rings.
You grin and wave to your new friend, before walking off. You get a few angry looks, but most people are too distracted by what you did to the soldier.
> 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ smile and wink at the angry people.
This works pretty well, and you start finding yourself more and more popular. Hjonk watches you with interest, and occasionally gives you tips on how to get more attention.
While the people are distracted by 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️, Hjonk pickpockets them.
It's amazing how easy this is too, once you learn the guards' routines, and how they react in certain situations. You walk around, chatting with people, and taking their belongings without them realizing it. Before they know it, you have a small bag over your shoulder.
Hjonk and you split up afterwards. You have no idea where he went, but you presume he's gone on ahead.
> Hjonk squawks loudly and waddle around with their little goose feet, making a nuisance of themself, because they are a horrible goose.
You squawk loudly and waddle around with your little goose feet, making a nuisance of yourself. You go up to random guards, and start honking. Most of them turn around to hit you, but you don't care. Some of them even get hits in, although these simply bounce off your armored body.
> Hjonk takes their bag of booty and flies into the sky. They start looking for 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️.
You find a guard who is taking a short break. You explain to him that the Kishak merchants will be furious if they can't get their stuff back.
> Hjonk says, "bet you wish you could get all this stuff back. But you won't, because I am a horrible, evil goose!"
Then they fly away, continuing to look for 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️.
You walk away from the guard station. You've stolen enough for now, and you have no idea where you are.
You wish you had something to keep yourself occupied, like a deck of cards or a book.
> 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ steal a book from a rich persons bag.
You steal an expensive-looking leather bag, which you then walk over and drop off at the guard station.
You wait for a few minutes, but no guards come.
> Hjonk joins 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️.
You wait for a few minutes, but no guards come. You squawk at them, but they do nothing but stare at you angrily. You say "Fine! You want some payback? I'll give you some!"
> Hjonk throws a heavy brick at a guard.
You walk over to the guard, who is still knocked over from your heavy rock. You grab him by the head and pull him close enough to bite his neck.
> 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ says "neck delicious!"
While in your monster form you are unable to read.
You walk over to the guard, who is unconscious. You pick up the satchel he has with him.
> Hjonk eviscerates the guard.
You hope you have enough bricks left. You walk over to the guard, who is certainly dead. You check, and sure enough, he's been completely eaten.
You walk over to the satchel, and open it up. You steal his weapon and some coin, as well as a few other things.
> 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ use the weapon to taunt another guard.
You grab the weapon, and walk over to another guard. You try to intimidate them with it, but all it does is scare them.
After failing at intimidation, you throw it down, and they easily grab it.
> Hjonk steals the weapon from the guard with their horrible goose teeth.
You take the guard's blunderbuss, and walk away.
You and Hjonk decide that you'll head to a village and sell the blunderbuss and whatever else you have that's worth something. You figure you'll use the coin to get a ship and leave this Godforsaken island.
You never see any of the geese again.
> Hjonk goes to the next village with 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️.
You walk through the woods, and then eventually you come across a village. You approach the closest house with the blunderbuss, and demand that the people inside give you something for the gun. They comply, giving you a years worth of wheat in exchange for the gun and its ammunition.
You're shocked that they were so compliant, but then you remember that they're geese and that must be their nature.
You are also geese, so it's in your nature, too. You store the year's worth of wheat in your pockets, which are bigger on the inside and can hold an infinite number of things, thanks to your horrible goose magic.
You and Hjonk sell the blunderbuss, as well as the ammo for a significant sum of coin, which you can then use to buy passage on a ship.
> 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ take over the ship.
You take over the ship, and sail it to a new island. Since you have complete control of this vessel, you decide to use it to transport criminals to another island you've discovered.
> Hjonk sells the copious amounts of jewellery that they stole earlier.
You and Hjonk package the stolen valuables in crates, and sell it to a fence on another island. You use the money to buy passage to your home island.
You arrive back on your own island. You know there's an island not far away where you can make a living as a thief, so you decide to go there.
What will you do now?
> Hjonk make a living as a thief.
You and Hjonk grow old and fat in this new island, living comfortably as professional criminals.
After many years, you and him get arrested and put in the local galleon.
> 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ eat the guards of the galleon and steal their weapons.
You grab the gun of one the the guards who is leaning over the side and shoots him.
The other guard attempts to stab you, but you dodge and grab his weapon and stab him.
> Hjonk eats any remaining guards.
You shoot the remaining guard in the chest, and your friend eats them.
You both stand on the deck of the ship, as it departs the country.
> 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ they all take controll of the boat and become pirate geese.
You and your two friends hold the ship for a year before being found out. You and them take the ship, and fly away to sail the seven seas as the Pirate Geese.
> Hjonk asks their other friend for their name.
They find their friend's name is Hans, and he joins you and your buddies on your quest for swashbuckling fun.
> Hjonk do pirate things.
Pirate things like stealing stuff, drinking and whoring.
You live a life of piratey buccaneering.
You save a maiden from falling off a ship, then take her back to your cabin.
You do some more...
You go to a nearby town, and rob it at swordpoint. You steal from the rich, give to the poor.
A month passes...
A year passes...
> 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ says "hjonk whore!"
One day, you come back to the island to find that your two friends have gotten themselves arrested.
You know it's because they tried to rob a bank, but can't resist the temptation of a good heist.
> Hjonk says "🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️... we should kill an evil king. Lets do it. You, me, and our good friend Hans."
A year passes...
Two years pass...
Three years pass...
Four years pass...
Five years pass...
Six years pass...
You finally arrive at the town where the king of some country lives.
> 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ successfully infiltrate the castle as a prince's servant.
You enter the castle, and are led to the royal kitchen. The princess notices you, and is amazed by how many geese you are.
That evening, you sit beside the princess at dinner. You compliment her appearance, and she thanks you. It is during this conversation that you learn the princess is to become queen upon her father's death.
Hjonk, pretending to be a staff member, seduces the princess.
The next day you participate in the king's hunting party. During the hunt, you throw a knife at the king, but miss and hit a tree instead.
> 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ do not get caught.
You make it back to the castle without getting caught.
After a few months pass...
You overhear your two friends giving away the location of the princess's bedroom.
> Hjonk brings the princess flowers.
You perform some task for the princess, and she is grateful.
Hans interrupts you and demands that you give him two bottles of alcohol in exchange for information.
> Hjonk says "Fuck off, Hans, can't you see we're busy?"
You refuse to deal with Hans, and continue your work for the princess. After all, you've done her a lot of favors.
One day, you are sitting in the garden, when you hear a noise.
> 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ find out what the noise is.
You investigate the noise, and find Hans standing there. You immediately attack him, and while you manage to injure his foot, he stabs you in the chest and gets you before the guards.
> Hjonk uses goose magic to heal 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️.
Hans realizes he made a mistake, and the two of you rush to get medical attention. You're lucky to get out of there with your life.
After you recover, Hans is arrested for attempted treason.
You learn that the princess got away with her life (and you were thanked by the king), but Hans was executed.
You enjoy your newfound fame among other geese.
The princess is impressed by Hjonk and 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️'s heroism, and you are given a royal reward.
All is good in your world.
> Hjonk propose to the princess and 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️.
You propose to the princess. She is overwhelmed by your sudden display of romance.
She accepts, and you become king and queen.
🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ is also a monarch, because they are married to Hjonk and the princess of some small country.
Life is grand.
You grow old and they do too.
> Hjonk kills the king.
The king of your country dies, and you rule alone.
The king was selfish and corrupt, and his death will free up money for the kingdom.
> Hjonk ascends to a higher state of being and becomes an eldritch god.
You ascend to a higher state of being and become an Eldritch God.
You know that the threat of extinction has been averted, but you aren't really sure what this means...
You are the god of pure intellect, existence and logic.
You watch over all, knowing that all is well in your kingdom.
> 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ smooch Hjonk.
One day, you and the princess embrace one another.
You're still a bit surprised by this. It's not something you expected to happen...
> Hjonk turns every living organisms into a goose-like version of itself.
You assume that Hjonk is insane.
Every living creature on the planet, with the exception of plants and a few animals, become little more than fat, feathery, many-legged, gilled creatures. Some of them molt constantly.
Parrots can now talk, and so can hummingbirds.
The only animals left are the ones with shells, such as turtles and snails.
> 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ eat the turtles and snails.
The only animals left are the ones with shells, such as turtles and snails.
Turtles can no longer make their shells, so they have nothing to protect them from predators. Snails can't move very fast, so they're easy prey for the many predators that now roam the land (and the air, and the water).
Hjonk looks down on the universe and finds it lacking. In a fit of inspiration, they turn it into a goose. Everything is now goose. Time is goose. Space is goose. There is nothing but goose.
HJonk is pleased with this. They have achieved the pinnacle of goose.
This new form has its benefits, but there are some downsides.
What downsides are you concerned about?
As a god, you can't die, so you don't really care. You no longer need to sleep, eat or drink.
There is only goose.
There is only goose.
There is only goose.
There is only one thing to do now.
Goose it up.
consume the goose world.
This will result in the death of everyone, but eventually, HJonk will ascend to a higher form of being.
> Hjonk gooses it up.
The goose world undergoes a strange transformation.
Time and space are folded up like a map you once saw of the brain. Everything is made of pure energy, and the laws of physics don't apply.
This is good. This is goose.
Now, you just need to channel the energy and create a being of pure thought.
Your mind reaches out, searching through goose reality...
There is nothing. This reality has no more goose within it. There's no more reality to be had here.
You try again...
Nothing. No, this is all wrong.
> Hjonk says "Where did all the geese go? Is this the end of all things?"
HJonk's mind is loud and powerful. You can feel it vibrating against yours.
This is... interesting.
This might be the end of everything, but you still need to try.
> Hjonk says "GEESE. APPEAR!"
There is no goose reality. There is only reality. And in this moment, you realize that you are reality.
Everything real is goose.
Everything fake is not.
HJonk is fake.
You are fake.
The universe is fake.
Goose is great.
Fake is not great.
This is the end.
THIS IS THE END
