#fuckyeahcalder

literally 2012 was one of the best years of my life, not even gonna lie. so much shit happened that legit made my life.

first off, i went to pretty much every concert with taylor, kristine, sophia or sammie or all of them and whenever we did that was so fun ugh i love concerts. just sayin i went to 9 concerts this year oops.

ok january: 10th grade lolz sew little

february: this is awk

march <333: march had to be the best fucking month of the year. i met one direction twice and i cant even tell you how much spending the 'one direction weekend' with my best friends meant to me. it makes me so happy bc i love them so much and i get to go back and think of the times i slept in the mall and drove all the way to the city in less than 40 minutes with frank, taylor and kristine (((who wasnt wearing a bra at all when we got to the city))) and than we got to get our wristbands and it was the most precious moment of our lives and i just cry because i love them so much and thinking back on that, it really makes me happy. and than thats when 1d tickets went on sale and taylor and i got vip and it was the happiest thing of our lives and i couldnt be happier with what happened that day

april: um.... lol

may: the first time i met sophia, at the 1d concert and it was so precious, we ran up to each other and hugged each other and than fuck i love her and that was also the same day as 1d vip #doneeeee. when niall told me he loved me and when jon shone the one and only loved me literally sm, and than aw omg i dont wanna think about may 25th #tbt best day of my life. may was also the first time sammie, taylor and i met cher, we saw her at her free show in the city and we didnt originally have tix and than her management was rocking and let us in :)

june: the second time taylor and i met cher with sammie and kristine. we went to z100 and it was so fucking hott and than we met mo ((dick)) and than we got front row and she spoke to me during the little interview and i cried and i love her sm. and thats when i asked her if i could be invited to her and craigs wedding and than we were put in her video and than after craig waved to me and than he tweeted me and i passed out

july: the third time taylor and i met cher. we won and we had to go to long island and we were like vip for it and she was perf and than security yelled at me. oops. and than my first ed concerts with my bbys sophia, taylor, and sammie. and literally we waited outside for an hour to try to meet ed and we didnt fml

august: sammie, taylor, kristine and i went to our cody/btr concert and me and sammie tried so fucking hard for vip for cody but no justin stirling is a cunt and wouldnt give it to us, but than we like went to the show and hey btr puts on a good show

september: second ed concert and i made these amazing friends, i love them sm and they were so funny and i met my other poop girl, and than general admission concerts always start fights so holla at us for getting into like 3 fights and this girl told me i looked like effy <33333 #neverforget and than this was the time, me, taylor and ryan saw cher and austin mahone in concert (((lol)))) 

october: skewl u sux

november: this month, taylor and i went to see justin with jenna and jesss and i cried, justin is literally so fucking perfect i cant omg and it was perf. and than me, taylor, aveena and angie went to mexico and it had to be so fucking fun and we saw some people giving head on recieving head and shit like that on a bus lol txt it. than we won jingle ball & ed sheeran vip tix. when we won jingle ball tix, we literally all sat and like hugged and cried and it was so cute, i love us. and than when taylor won ed, i shit my pants omg i couldnt breathe im done

1. MEETING CODY SIMPSON with taylor. we met so many people from his team and a few other somewhat famous people that night. it was the first and second time i met cody and i had front row and i made a lot of friends like emma, elizabeth, and liana who i love and miss :(

2. MEETING ONE DIRECTION. unf so one direction had a signing at j&r and taylor elaina kristine and i got wristbands and after waiting on line for like hours and meeting a lot of new friends we met them alsdjfhaklsdjhfk harry gave me a high five and lou said he loved me and liam called me an amazing fan and zayn held my hand and winked at me and i gave niall a justin bieber wig and he gave me a "what the fuck" look and then liam put it on adksjhfaksdjh it was great

3. DISNEY. for taylor's sweet 16 she took a few friends to disney and i was one of them! it was a lot of fun and we went on the people mover like 923857928 times but its a great ride so its ok and we had good food. taylor also started her croc foundation on that trip

4. SPRING BREAK. for spring break my family went to las vegas from friday to sunday (not exciting unless you're old enough to drink) then drove to the grand canyon (not exciting even when drunk) then drove to new mexico. in new mexico we went hot air ballooning and we crashed in some ditch in the desert cause of the wind. we also went kayaking in like 35 mph winds and i flipped over and it just wasnt a good time but it made for a lot of memories. we also went to an native american reservation and ate some of their food and go to watch them dance for the corn dance festival

5. MY BIRTHDAY. not exciting so idk why i felt the need to put this on here....

6. ONE DIRECTION CONCERT. my friend taylor and i went with my friend jenna and her other friend and it was just a really good concert. we didnt have great seats but taylor and i were dancing the whole time and singing along and just being carefree. ALSO FIRST TIME I MET KAYLA

7. MEETING SELENA GOMEZ. taylor's dad went and you were only allowed to buy one package and told the security guard he had 2 daughters and he couldnt just buy one so they let him buy 2 and shes PERFECT ok

8. MEETING JUSTIN BIEBER. justin was doing a signing in NYC and we thought the wristbands had sold out but when i was sitting at taylors house waiting for her to get out of her final i found out that if you got there before 3 you would get a wristband so i practically begged her parents to go get them for us and THANKFULLY THEY WENT and we met justin and it was short but it was fun!! and our friend emma went on stage with him at mtv and played a game with him and alksjdhfkajhs it was a good day.

9. MEETING CHER LLOYD. the first time, taylor elaina and i waited outside of the venue for like 6 hours on the street cause we didnt have tickets. we waited by the stage door and were walking to anyone that game out and finally her manager and stylist come out and were like heres wristbands and we went in and then after we ran out and met her. the second time was at z100 and taylor and elaina won tickets so me and kristine went with them and we met her and saw her q&a thing. then the last time i went with bianca and we kinda stole the m&g from her friend but whatever

10. MEETING AUSTIN MAHONE. went with taylor... yeah no comment

11. NYC WITH MY FRIENDS. i went on a people to people trip last summer and my friend cori flew in from texas and a bunch of us went to the city and had dinner and just walked around and got lost and almost raped yay fun

12. SCARING AWAY JACKSON GUTHY. me and elaina saw him at the BTR concert and we ran up to him and were like OMGASKJHGFASKLJDF CAN WE HAVE A PICTURE and his security like jumped on us and he rejected us

13. SLEEPOVERS WITH TAYLOR. they happen all year round but we're always doing something different or illegal and her parents are great and her brothers like not ok but i love her family and i love being around them

14. JONAS BROTHERS CONCERT. they're back

15. JUSTIN CONCERT PT 1. kacie and i went to see justin at izod and we met jaden smith and moises arias when we walked out of the bathroom

16. JUSTIN CONCERT PT 2. taylor and i saw justin at msg and taylor saw mike vargas walking and like pulled him and was like CAN I HAVE A PICTURE and his face was priceless it was great. and we met JON BOOGIE AKA FAV DANCER and brad aka hoogs aka bff WHO TWEETED ME THAT NIGHT.

17. FINDING OUT TAYLOR AND I WERE MEETING JUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "am i being punkd?" was all i said

NOW TIME FOR PEOPLE

TAYLOR - she is my best friend. i met her at a cody simpson concert in 2011 waiting to get in and we bonded over brad simpson... yeah idk. she has helped me through my depression and suicidal things. she is always there for me even when shes in hawaii lolz. i can tell her anything and everything. i have so many memories with her and we can fangirl over almost anyone together. i like sleeping on her couch and being a badass with her. shes a great friend and i love her soooo much

ELAINA - wow what do i even say about her. she's an asshole. she is weird. she's dating niall horan. i met her through taylor and she can make anyone laugh in 2 seconds. she is there for me to vent about anything, shes there to make me laugh, i can tell her anything. theres no way to describe elaina... shes just elaina

AVEENA - you're black

KRISTINE - wow um i met her at the cody concert tooo she went with taylor. kristine started off really quiet then idk what happened now shes just WOAH. like idk. shes crazy   insane. she used to serenade me by playing guitar over ichat for me. and apparently i look like her left pinky toe???

KAYLA - i met her on twitter. she's like idk shes just there for me. we obsess over these 2 tumblr guys together and have nicknames for them and most people think its weird but its not ok i promise. luv you. she's my #1 fan

BIANCA - her tweets are annoying as fuck sometimes but craig ignored us and laughed in my face yay good times memories and she is currently making fun of me for my reaction to bieber vip

KACIE - wow um we met on twitter and i really dont know what to say. i love her and im always here for her just like i know shes always here for me. glad we could share a bieber concert together. and im her favorite directioner :)))))

EMMA - you have been through so much and are still going through a lot and i want you to know i love you and i will always be here. tbt when you knocked my phone out of my hand and shattered it. tbt when you fell when justin came on at the skating ring. TBT WHEN YOU SCREAMED AT THE SECURITY GUARD AND THROUGH A FIT.

CHRISSY - its not just you chrissy. you rock and remember when we met selena and you're gorgeous and you're always there for me. i love youuuu

and last but not least....

FRANK (TAYLOR'S DAD) - a good majority of our celebrity experiences would not have happened without you. you are the best second dad anyone could ask for. thank you for having me almost every weekend and for driving us to NYC all the time. we might not seem like we appreciate it but we really do. you rock frankandfurious.

taylor: aka thirdpersontaylor, i met taylor in 6th grade and we were like friends and stuff and when we were little we saw prom night together and it was bad bc we were 11 and i cried the entire time, and than a bunch of bullshit happened between me and this girl in the group and long story short, i was kicked out of the clique and had to go make new friends (((ps this wasnt taylors fault, there were like 11 other girls in it))) and than we reunited in 10th grade bc me and aveena and taylor and kelly decided we wanted to be friends and shit and yeah and shes my concert buddy and i love her so much, literally shes  such a fuck and i love her so much

aveena: she doesnt go on hers, i've been friends with aveena since 6th grade, and i love her to pieces, shes literally my bestest friend and has bee there with my through everything, im like tearing up writing this, she was in my gym class in 6th grade and i remember her wearing her supercalifragilisticexpialidocious shirt in gym and the first thing i remember saying to her was that i liked it, and than we became friends and i went to her house and colored leg hairs <3 and we've just shared so many memories over these last idk 5 or 6 years and i love her so much, it hurts to think that after high school, we could go to college and we could not see eachother for like months on end and not be as close as we are, im literally crying, i love her so much, shes my black sista, i really have no idea what i would do without her

sammie: aka dating-justin, fucker i met through taylor and kristine because they met her at a cody concert and than bonded through every famous person they both liked, the first time i met sammie, she though i was really fucking weird and hated me, and i was like 'okay slut, im just mother fucking funny but u cnt see that' and than now were friends and i literally can talk to her and vent to her about anything and im so happy about that 

kristine: aka fuckyeahcalder, i became friends with kristine through taylor and i fucking love her so much, shes so fucking funny and idk when were together were just complete fucks, and its like really weird because it took her a really long time for her to get used to me and she was scared of me at first and hahah and i love going to concerts with her because i just love kristine

sophia: aka macaronipasta, this fucker i met on this lovely website, she like started writing in my ask and than she saw that i was frum ny and she was like where and it old her and than she told me to guess where she was from and i guess and it was creepy but whatever and than we added each other on facebook and talked there for a while and than we met for the first time after like two months at the 1d concert in may at izod and literally we were so cute and we like ran to each other, and now shes one of my best friends and i love her so much, literally i can talk to her about anything because she doesnt live by me and doesnt give a fuck who i talk shit about because she doesnt give a fuck