So I'm here on a Saturday night working on my college essays, trying to work ahead of time so that I can have friends and teachers revise my shit. But the thing is that I can't write a good essay ahead of time! That shit has to be last minute! I'm talking 30-40 minutes before the due date last minute. Nothing comes to me when I have time to write about something. But when I'm under an immense amount of pressure, I'm like Shakespeare! I write a work of art. And my teachers are all like woahhhhhhh!!! I know that these are important and whatnot but its like blah! I can't write!!!













