#ftlb

they rly just get straight into it. RESPECT 🫡

modern era fairy tail natsu would be a gymfag who's inexplicably insanely popular on tiktok but doesn't really seem to care and that moonlights as an upper-mid level fighting game player. gray is a hot post-emo college dropout with fully realized bisexual swag that bounces around bartending jobs every year or so. lucy is also bisexual but mostly into women and is entrenched in biblical levels of lesbian relationship drama. she has a shitty social media management job but she writes short stories on the side in the hopes of publishing an anthology. erza is a mutimedal olympian field athlete who is a deeply closeted lesbian in the sense that she's like 95% aware of the fact she's gay but actively refusing to even acknowledge those last few dots to connect. gajeel is a decently talented mechanic who was in and out of juvie and a broken home as a kid before getting muscled out of the poverty cycle by his foster father. he's not tiktok famous but his cat sure is. wendy is a former child actor current tiktok superstar and media darling who's near obsessively involved in charity work and is at any given moment dangerously close to collapsing from exhaustion. she'll go on to get accepted into med school and mercifully fade into obscurity

at any given moment i am thinking fffffffffffuuuuck the lax bros 

ok im watching fellow travellers. can't wait to see the negative spirit and lord bridgerton have gay sex

fellow travellers is soooooo good but that scene when skippy sings in the restaurant. no. immediately no. i can't handle that. never do that to me again

fellow traveller is such a specific wording it's exclusively tied to sputnik in my mind. they better be communists in here.