#ft. pricko

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❛ ayy pops! wassup, old man? did'ja slaughter any folk recently?? gotta keep a guy updated, y'know! ❜

Of course that the cheeky little bastard snuck up on John while he had his back turned to him. But, unlike Pico, or gun's tacky element of surprise and his habit of popping up unannounced... Captain, was almost always doing ordinary stuff. Same goes today. John was tampering with a lump of old machinery, cleaning it out or whatever, in a way that looked oddly casual. As if he does it frequently.

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❛ you're looking kind of sus. i think you're the imposter. ❜

"... Kiddo, if you say the word “sus” just one more time I swear to fucking God."