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jesus christ. did you all forget about the polar bears again? ‘cause i’m really worried about them. they just mean a lot to me, you know? let’s talk about them instead of this. but uh— i guess i would marry landon, for sure. i’d have to work on tolerating him a little more but i feel like i could really make him into a housewife or something. as much as i want to kick harlans ass for saying i’m always wrong, which i will do by the way, i’d still have to say that i’d fuck him. and i hate to say that i’d kill jonah so i’m not going to. i’ll kiss him though. that work?

“don’t know. my ex called me a whore one time and it’s kind of true ‘cause i’ve got quite the list going on now so it would just be a matter of who i haven’t fucked already. maybe jonah. i’ve known him forever and i mean, the kid got hot so why not?”