#frozeneclipse

I must fight the urge to draw my newest fixation on an indulgent poly paring wearing my other indulgent poly pairing outfits.

Funnily enough - the Mayors and Vox's suits are similar enough. But character wise, the mayor would be probably closer to the radio demon than the video demon.

Yes - Lucifer will wear Sun Wukong's fit/ clothes with lots of peaches imagery and Sun Wukong would get the others rubber duck fits.

Them depressed dads in their sweatpants would get on like a house on fire lol

The most uncomfortable at the wardrobe swap would honestly be Alastor and Macaque.

Sun Wukong and the Not-mayor swap bodies due to magical hijinks (bullshit ).

I just want them to purposefully piss off the other by wearing their own style in the others body while trying to sort this out.

Cue Macaque coming across the off putting sight of the Not-mayor wearing the most hobo, slob attire that ever graced Sun Wukong's wardrobe (oh gods, he is wearing sandals and socks...)

1. Sun Wukong: sugar on sugar on sugar - has eaten a whole box of sugar cubes, he says he buys them for the horses but that is a lie.

2. Macaque : fond of mellow sweetness, a favourite of his is a bitter black coffee jelly broken up in a slightly sweet iced latte.

3. The Mayor : Very seldom in eating sweets - but is banned from eating sweets near either macaque or sun wukong with how every time he partakes he says, " Oh, that is very naughty ~"

So the poor staff believes the mayor is cheating on his wife ( shapeshifted macaque) with the dark furred monkey demon(also macaque) and somehow is cheating on them both with the sloppily dressed golden furred monkey demon (Sun wukong).

But somehow both monkey demons know the mysterious serpent haired demon that shows up in the foyer sometimes

Edit: they all have bingo cards - if all of them show up during their shift, the management gives them a bottle of wine.

Edit 2: Macaque likes messing with them and has physically shifted between the mayor's 'wife' and his usual form in the same night.

It was an ancient delicacy that the not-mayor finds himself nostalgic for...

"It looks like it was 1920's" Ai admired the design, not as off put as her girlfriend and co-costume hand in the demon theatre, "Art deco..."

"A hoop skirt, but what is those dangling things on the inside of the skirt..."

"They look like dog collars...with a leash?"

"But why would you keep your dogs under the skirt..." Hua muttered - her musings interrupted by the shadow demon walking through the backstage.

"Ah - Macaque!" Ai greeted the monkey demon.

"Sup."

"You brought over some of Lady Daji's donations with Fenhua - you have any idea what this costume was?"

"Oh..." Macaque blinked but a odd expression crossed his features at the sight of the beaded hoop skirt, "Well, it was a costume piece...called the 'improvised cage'"

"Huh - to keep dogs leashed under the skirt?" Ai offered innocently.

"In a way..." Macaque looked away from the cat demon.

"What do you mean, 'in a way'?" Hua's many eyes narrowed at the dark-furred monkey.

"..." Macaque's expression was tense.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'IN A WAY'?!" Hua demanded again.

Yet again - Hua and Ai find out they have come across Lady Daji's weird sexy outfits - they will become traumatized once more.

Don't tempt me...