#frozen flask objectified

Frozen Bottles had headed to the small bar with a few of the guards.

'That was quite straightforward. Frozen Boba's tail made a fan shape on the ground when he left. How cute'

The 4-5 guards take a seat by the bartender's table. Frozen Bottle, Frozen Flask, Domino(Leader), Frozen Poppy, and a Frozen Carnation. Talk about a 2-coin themed group.

Frozen Bottle finger circled on the wooden table. Sitting with his fellow guards and team leader. Domino was the first to start the conversation with the group.

"What was that?"

"I don't know…"

Frozen Bottle's mind was wondering himself, as he rubbed his ring finger. Domino looked perplexed at him, "What do you mean you don't know?"

The bartender slides a glass of brandy to Frozen Bottle's hand. Breaking Frozen Bottle's train of focus.

"No, I don't know what you'd want me to say about it."

Frozen bottle corrects, "I just didn't feel like finishing my sentence."

Domino looked harder, trying to find an expression on Frozen Bottle's face.

"…Yknow, you look like a bird house. Are you waiting for a crow to come into your mouth?"

Domino ignored the comment.

"You said you didn't want to raise any more kids."

"Pfft, it used to be at all." … It wasnt getting a laugh out of Domino or Frozen Flask. There are more judgmental and nosey stares from anyone with frozen in their name in this danm cafateria, and that one surfboard. Even the bartender was quiet about Frozen Bottle's dislike of children.

'Why was the bartender quiet?'

Frozen bottle took a sip of brandy. Marry a man who wants kids, while you yourself hate them. Yeah, who'd leave you alone with children you might hurt?

'I'm reasonable,' The glass clanked being placed back down, "Boba's rich, he can hire a nanny."

"Yeah, sure, he uh, seems traditional to want you to focus on raising the kids."

Frozen bottle just glared, gripping his glass, seeing the Flask in the corner of his eyes.

Domino recalled, "Why are you dating him if he wants more kids than you. You were upset like a ghoul when you came home, telling us Cala died."

"It was still nice of you not to throw him in an orphanage system."

Frozen Bottle looked at Frozen Flask like it was obvious why, 'Yeah, those poor children would be food.'

Frozen Bottle's hands gripped itself into a fist, trying to get through another drink at the bar.

"… I guess raising Cala's kid made me. Hope. I actually had some." Frozen bottle loosened one hand to grab the cheap brandy, 'Or get some danm help.'

Frozen Bottle tried to seem solemn and honest.

"-Wait, how do you even know he wants more kids than me?"

Then right back to a slightly more pissed tone. But the word 'slightly' is slippery with how quickly Frozen bottle's tone slips on the icy walls.

As Frozen Flask and Domino looked at eachother.

Domino went first, "He's sponsored a lot of campaigns for children. And adds more maternity leaves for guards from the party event I went to."

"It feels like for you, two more kids means getting one more," Flask explains.

"You're not much of a lover. I was surprised Berrik doesn't have a love."

"Ok- with our job it was gonna be a given."

Frozen Flask scratches underneath his jacket's collar, "Yeah, a given for someone like you to…" Frozen Flask, Berrick, got an awaiting glare from Frozen Bottle, "Not want kids. Ever."

Frozen bottle pushed himself down on the chair. 'Actin like a judge, is this some stupid courtroom?'

"You don't drink like you're happy," Domino stated. 'Ooooh, observant Damien. Why don't you two get off my back?'

Frozen Bottle looked at the frozen clock. He just sighed. "Nothing like a frozen battery. I'm taking a leave early, I'll pay for the drinks."

Domino leopard pattern tail perked up. Flask was a little surprised.

"Nice to hear you finnally listening to the drinking game of 'paying for our drinks when you're the first to leave'."

"Yeah… Berrik, I was wondering if you could babysit. I don't want to pay for a babysitter."

Now it was Frozen Flask's turn to perk up.

"What, well sur-"

"… Never mind. I think it'd be better if I did."

"Why'd you even ask?"

Frozen bottle staggered up.

"I don't want to mix work and personal life." 'It already is, anyway.'

He placed money next to his glass, heading out of the bar

"Geez, what was his problem?"

"Did he ask for a babysitter because he was going on that date?" Poppy commented, dazed as ever.

"pfft, Yeah, probably." Carnitation signed gruffed.

Flask looked at Domino, "… Do you think it's because he thinks were gonna ask frozen boba questions?"

"For sure. But, i dont think I have the guts to ask the questions I want to the head scientist till I'm drunk as a mule."

Carnitation and Poppy placed money on the table,

"You know Bottle paid, we haven't gotten any more drinks yet."

Carniation signed with coins dropping from Carn's glove, "Nah, were betting with what we got in our pockets."

…

Glass Bottle had to buy food for a child they didn't kin. Every moment, he wished the kid would be boiled like a frog so he would not know he was starving to death.

Citrus sprinted from Frozen Bottle's hand in the frayed wood aisles.

"Try not to get caught."

Citrus walked around the flower aisle, lowering his gaze to look at the pots.

But frogs have a knack for telling the temperature with their skin. A child like that can run away till he finds food. Frozen Bottle can't have that happening.

Citrus walked out back to the shop, in the little backyard of flowers, "Orange, pink, purple, red, magenta… purple."

A worker tombstone butted in, "That flower's colour is actually the color of an English violet, and that one's plum magenta."

"Whoa, what are you, a color tablet?"

"Haha, no, I'm just a tombstone."

"My dad said if we had enough money, he would've gotten my mother a tombstone."

Tombstone worker ignored the comment, "You're probably a blood orange citrus."

Frozen Bottle just stared at the yellow carnations and lavender bouquets, "… He's just orange. 'Blood orange.' How vile."

Frozen Bottle stares off into the dainty, raggedy shop. The only nice things are the flowers and inhouse backyard.

Chapter 1 Dont forget to comment, i love words!

AO3 & WATTPAD & Qoutev

bro i hate looking at gifs, its so hard to find gifs with gif search. i hate it so much. im gonna use images on pintrest. and stop being lazy

but eh i found some in the end. im so parched, who even remembers to drink water