Oh yeah and this too
Shushhsushhshshhh the reindeers are talking...
Omg yes I also had this idea π it's so good sunny HRHEHSUDVHA
Shhh π€« they're communicating π¦π¦

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Oh yeah and this too
Shushhsushhshshhh the reindeers are talking...
Omg yes I also had this idea π it's so good sunny HRHEHSUDVHA
Shhh π€« they're communicating π¦π¦

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(Probably canon)Frozen au Cross and Dream are happily married and Epic just lives with them- but consider that at some point Epic isn't wearing any animal outfits and everyone thinks he's just some thief or something that somehow snuck in
Cross is late to find him and clear things out-
Okay if we go to canon tl epic doesn't have to worry about being executed π that's a thing only error does π
How I imagine it happening is that Epic was taking a shower in the royal bathroom (idk cross and Dream's bathroom) and then dream came into the bathroom and was like "......Wtf?" So he called the guards to come get Epic's ass π and I imagine epic was like frantically trying to find his dirty clothes. So Epic was taken down into the prison (dw they got him some clothes, just not his regular clothes....)
Then later that day cross and dream are chatting and cross asks if anything interesting happened today, which Dream tells Cross the story. Cross immediately figures out what happened since he had seen epic all day, so he goes down to the cellars to 1. Laugh at Epic and then 2. Give him his normal clothes and let him out.
To this day the entire castle has rumors about what that man wanted. "Why was he naked in the royal chambers? How did he escape?"
OMGG I didnβt know it was your birthday so.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY :D
have some frozen AU fanart from me π€ͺπ€ͺ
(itβs cross riding epic-)
ty ππππ
cross, epic needs a break pleaseπ you can't ride him 24/7
Frozen au is one of my favorite AUsπ₯°
Frozen au by @cakesmelons
What I'm hearing is Epic clearly needs to throw off the hunters and wolves by taking off his antlers, probably T-posing for dominance and then booking it in their confusion...
Hunters: what the f-... What have I been hunting this whole time? Have I gone insane!?
Oh my god, this would make Epic a cryptid in these parts...
πππ Ya. Epic likes to do some trolling here and there.

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Would Epic like... get attacked by Wolves? Or shot at by other hunters? I mean like- *gestures to Frozen au! Epic* LOOK AT HIM!
Frozen!Epic has both been shot at by hunters and attacked by wolves. Cross laughs at him every time it happens (it's happened many)
How does both Cross and Dream ride Epic? Like at once? Or do they just take turns-
Bitch on his back, Bitch on his front. (One gets carried and the other has to hang onto his back)
Oops. My finger slipped.
(Not gonna post that or anything, just did it for fun)
I just colored it in and added a lil bit of detail
Aww that looks adorable!!