Oct 3, 2019
SilverFlint Drable of the Week: 9/30/19
banana, pocket, sadness
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“Fruit, fruit! Tits, tits!” the painter mourned. “It’s the fuckin same!”
“Hard luck, my friend,” Silver sympathized. “Perhaps you might improvise a variation on the theme? Inject your own flair, so to speak. Flavor with creative spice.”
The befuddled Dutchman squinted in his direction. “Y’mean like. Show both her tits?”
Silver sighed. “I’m sure that will improve your truck with some markets,” he said. He looked away from the sad forgery to scan the crowd for angry pirates, patting his pocket. “Or you could try something different. For instance, red hair? That’s eye-catching. Perhaps… I don’t know. Add a banana.”
