Jun 26, 2025
okay so the chemical formula for a male character i get obsessed with apparently has to contain some or all of these components.
bisexual
curly hair and/or big brown eyes and/or THE prettiest smile in all the land (or some combo of the three)
daddy issues
sweet earnest goofball disposition
jokes/smiles/sarcasm to hide the trauma
"submissive like a guard dog is submissive" tendencies
a funky little outfit
#honorable mention also to 'suppressed rage/anger issues' (trait upheld by charles rowland and isaac lahey)#so to do a quick rundown. charles: hits every box#isaac lahey: almost all except sweet earnest goofball#scott mccall: first four points with an added helping of saviour complex#and for jesper fahey so far we got the first two plus goofball disposition. remains to be seen on the 'covering trauma' and 'daddy issues'#fronts.#also the guard dog thing isnt rly there but he DOES have that ''yes boss'' swag#idk. feel like im embarrassing myself with this but cringe is dead#should make a list like this for female characters as soon as i pin down THAT formula
