There are no happy endings
At Cannibal's Spa and Grill
If you ask for the special
For them, that will be a thrill
They'll set you up with Gertie
No happy endings here
She'll tenderize you good
Relaxation before the fear
Then you'll ask the question
"What's on the grill today"
There are no happy endings
They're grilling you that day
Business comes and goes
After, there is mending
They'll serve you up with fries
For them, a happy ending












