#frog divorce

After long and hard consideration, I’ve come up with the strength to divorce my frog lover. It’s been a tough few years for me and gathering the strength to leave the abusive relationship was scary. The love bombing, the tomatoes, everything was just too much. The courts have agreed and given me all of @p1nkl3mn4de possessions and I will be moving to a new country to start my new life without him. Go cry about your last true frog lover you sick fucking FROG 🐸 🗣️🔥👶🍅