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A lot of people who watch Columbo are really surprised by how easy it is to get invested in the crime being committed despite knowing the solution to it from the get-go, and I think we could use more of that in modern detective stories. I didn't see Knives Out (yet!), but I heard that it pulls that trope about halfway through, and I'm looking forward to see how it's done, but I'd prefer to focus on Columbo for the moment since that's what I'm a little more familiar with. In particular, I want to gush about how genius I think the format is. The first half of the episode, where the murder takes place, is absolutely critical to Columbo's success. I believe that most Columbo episodes, if you cut the scene where the murder takes place and spliced it in as micro-flashbacks during the explanation of the crime, could be passable, just okay murder mysteries - but some episodes that are absolute nail-biters would be completely kneecapped by the removal of the opening crime.
Part of the reason the intrigue is so palpable in Columbo is that you don't just get told the answers, you're completely immersed in the world as the murder is taking place. Each step of a crime is something that you get to see playing out in real time, and that invokes a special kind of curiosity about how Columbo's going to manage to solve the case. I've seen the success of the show attributed to Peter Falk's phenomenal performance of the titular dick, but I think he's really just the icing on the cake. I think Columbo's format really works because every murder feels personal in a way that few other detective shows really hit on until the very end, where all is revealed. You don't just know who the killer is before the denouement, you know why they did it, and in most episodes, I could understand what the straw that broke the camel's back was that made it happen. In some episodes, it almost feels bad to watch Columbo creeping closer and closer to the answer because the victim truly deserved it.
Just as importantly, the actual methods of the killers feel believable. A lot of mysteries feel a little more confusing than anything simply because the murder methods are absurd, or because the killer made a completely idiotic mistake that threw a wrench in the entire narrative - chances are, you're already thinking of a particularly bad example right now - but with Columbo, this simply isn't a problem. Now, don't get me wrong! Columbo has some pretty silly murder methods - the killer dialing his home phone to get his trained attack dogs to kill a visitor is a particular standout - but what I'm trying to get at is that no matter how unbelievable the murder or cover-up method is, and no matter how stupid of a mistake the killer makes, it feels more believable than a standard mystery because you saw it happen, and seeing the heat of the moment makes the killer's decisions a little easier to believe. More than that, it gets you thinking about how you'd even catch a killer when they take such elaborate steps to erase their crime. Coincidentally, that's just where Columbo comes in. While most detective shows simply try to get you to speculate on who killed someone, which some people can simply intuit from past mystery stories, Columbo is unique in that it's more interested in asking what type of evidence gets left behind by even the most thorough cover-ups, and I find that infinitely more interesting because it's grounded in something real.
In conclusion, go rewatch Columbo. Double Exposure is a personal favorite of mine, even though it's one of the sillier murder methods, but really anything before the 90s continuation will do.
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