#frenchiefuckfest

Day 1: A Cook and a Musician Walk Into a Kitchen by @bonesofyourheart Frenchie/Roach. 

Roach is always up very early in the morning prepping meals for the crew of the Revenge. Frenchie suffers from insomnia. Some mornings when Frenchie wakes up earlier than he'd like, he goes down to keep Roach company in the kitchen. This is the story of one such morning when Frenchie has morning wood and he and Roach hook up.

Day 2: Give the Sea Her Due by @demolitionwoman-blog. Frenchie/Buttons/The Sea?

Buttons is basking in the moonglow. Frenchie joins him.

Day 3: Mum's the word by CobaltAugust. Frenchie/Izzy

There was a passage near the rec room that led to a small room that had, until recently, been used for storage. It was now occupied by Izzy. Frenchie ducked into the passage to wait until dinner. He’d assumed Izzy would be with his captain, but when Frenchie approached the door to Izzy’s quarters he heard a faint noise – a grunting, groaning noise.

Day 4: Fuque Non by @ghostalservice (me!). Frenchie/Stede (sort of)

Frenchie's not sure what the Captain's deal is, but he's going to give it a go.

Day 5: Easy Come, Easy Go by @skrifores. Frenchie/Fang

Frenchie, held on the Revenge after the end of Season One, misses Wee John. He finds some comfort and support in Fang.

The point is, he thought he was prepared to lose more stuff. That’s life, innit? Easy come, easy go. Fall in love with Cara for a couple of nights til it turns out she has a husband - oops - have an on-off with the boatswain til he gets demons all up in his blood - it’s a bit shitty, but. Bit of a price for freedom, and a bit of a prize too. Never know how long you’re gonna keep stuff, but you get to have it. Could be dead tomorrow anyway, so.

Day 6: Oh Yah by @zombee. Frenchie/The Swede

The Swede has never had his dick sucked. Frenchie is intrigued.

Day 7: Afterparty by wardrobespierre. Frenchie/Lucius

Lucius's plans to get railed into oblivion have fallen through; Frenchie looks good in his posh outfit.

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“Fuck’s sake - what do you want me to say?” Lucius was giggling now, giddy with the headiness of Frenchie’s proximity. He always smelled a little like cloves, for some inexplicable reason, and it had never been as appealing as it was right now.

“Say something ridiculous, like that you want to fuck me.”

Lucius stopped laughing. Frenchie’s eyes were full of heat, and his smile was wicked.

Day 8: Vibe Check by theveriest. Jim/Frenchie

The vibes on board the Revenge after Stede leaves are absolutely rancid. Frenchie is doing his best to help.

Day 9: Life’s a Trip by @skrifores . Frenchie/Ed

Stede has an interest in watching Ed hook-up with someone else; Frenchie is happy to oblige.

Day 10: like room people do by @ratchet​  Frenchie/Wee John

"I mean, fucking isn’t room exclusive. Pete and Lucius don’t have a room—hasn’t stopped them going at it every which where."

"But it’s something that you think might be…better? If you’ve got a room to do it in?"

Frenchie shifts and rolls over, squinting through the dark and trying to pull John into focus. He’s got an inkling what this is about, and he’s never been one to shy away from saying what needs to be said.

"You know you can just ask, babes."

or: we should just fuck (like room people do)

Day 11: Mess in the Mess by @demolitionwoman-blog​ Frenchie/Ivan

Ivan surprises Frenchie in the kitchen, and then Frenchie surprises him.

Day 12: Midnight Watch by me! @ghostalservice​ Frenchie/Black Pete

Frenchie and Pete aren't invited to Spanish Jackie's.

Pete slumps a bit and joins Frenchie by the railing, elbows on the polished wood. “I hate being on watch when we’re in port,” he admits. “Boring.”

Frenchie tucks the snuffbox back in his pocket and turns slightly, shifting until his body faces Pete’s. Boredom is a luxury, and one Pete doesn’t appreciate. He shrugs, stretching his body out as he leans on the railing. “Doesn’t have to be.”