#freezerbuds

Blake: (enters the common room after an outing) Ruby, I appreciate you putting a little "future sisters" bonding thing together, but it's only a couple of hours before the New Year, and I really wanted to kiss Yang at midnight.

Ruby: (following after Blake) Hey! I told you we would be back before midnight, and we are! I thought you loved that sushi place!

Blake: I did, and it was very thoughtful. Thank you.

Ruby: And, you liked looking through the bookstore for A Man with Four Souls. We even got to share a mega brownie from the bookstore Cafe!

Blake: (chuckles) Yes, Ruby. Very entertaining. Now, let's find Yang and Weiss. I bet they're beyond bored.

Weiss: (sitting on the chair in the living room with a blanket covering her lap, a facial mask coated on her face, a bowl of popcorn on the end table, and knitting a scarf while watching a suspense thriller horror movie) Wait! So they basically made an antihero who slaughters anyone who says his name in the mirror five times?!

Yang: (lounged across the sofa with her own bowl of popcorn seated on her stomach, 12 pack of sunflower pop with half of them already emptied, polishing her prosthetic after giving it a deep clean) I KNOW, right?! This might not be as good as the original, but DAMN did they do a good job turning him into more of an entity than just some run of the mill bad guy!

Yang: (walking through the shopping district with Weiss) I don't know, Weiss. This is Blake and my first Christmas together-together. I'm actually nervous about what to get her.

Weiss: (sipping her coffee as a snowflake falls on her nose) And here I thought you actually wanted to spend time with me.

Yang: You know I do. Besides, this way you can get a gift for Ilia too. Our girlfriends went out shopping, so why can't we?

Weiss: (snowflakes melt within inches of Weiss's red face) Ilia and I are hardly girlfriends. We've only gone on two dates over the course of three months.

Yang: While also fucking on the weekly. I think that establishes "girlfriend" status.

Weiss: (spits out her coffee) How-? How-? How?!

Yang: You're not quiet despite that extendo-tongue being lodged in your mouth, or is that because it's usually stuffed between a different set of lips?

Weiss: Oh, you insufferable- (stomps her foot childishly) At least I'm now yowling at the moon like a cat in heat!

Yang: (snickers behind her coffee) Faunus jokes, Weiss? I thought you were better than that.

Weiss: (flips her hair haughtily) I was talking about you, lover boy.

Yang: (steam billows out of her ears) Hey! I- I- I-..... I think I found what to get Blake for Christmas.

Weiss: What? (looks in the direction Yang is looking and sees a bookstore with a board out front saying "Book Signing by Patty Berdioler") Isn't that Blake's favorite smut author?

Yang: Please, Weiss, it's straight up porn and you and I both know it. If I hurry up, I can buy her new book and have her sign it! (rushes across the street without bothering to look and dodges traffic)

"Insufferably cocksure"

It's something I read in the book I'm currently reading.

Me: (giggling at "insufferably cocksure") Wife: What's so funny? Me: Hehe... cocksure. Wife: Oh, so you. Me: (shocked Pikachu face)

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO CALLED OUT FROM AN ASK BEFORE

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Surrounded by groaning, wannabe monster hunters and villagers. Some of the more aggressive folks are dead, but most are alive and wounded/unconscious.

Vampire!Weiss: THAT NEVER SHOULD HAVE WORKED!!!

Werewolf!Yang: (transforms back into a human and spits out a silver bullet with a stream of smoke) But it did!

Weiss: BUT IT SHOULDN'T HAVE!!! NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS WOULD THAT EVER WORK AGAIN!!!

Yang: (puffs her chest proudly) It doesn't have to, Weiss. It doesn't have to.

Weiss: UGH!!! (mists away to her brooding gargoyle)

Vampire!Winter: Hello, Sister. What brings you here?

Weiss: My insufferably cocksure, werewolf roommate... Why are you here?

Winter: (motions her head to the bog a quarter mile away)

Weiss: (zeroes in on VanHelsing, Hunter!Robyn picking off twenty or so drowners one by one like the cocky bastard she is) Is she trying to get herself killed???

Winter: That's what I asked her, but nooooooo! She's Robyn Hill. One of the last hunters in Van Helsing's bloodline. She can take on any and all monsters all by herself!

Weiss: ....So, insufferably cocksure girlfriend?