So look I deeply ship Rai/Alokas on the show but also I am extremely here for the incest fic and weāve talked about how those are weirdly incompatible headspaces to be constantly switching between, right? Well, I FIGURED IT OUT.
Ā [several millennia after restarting the entire universe]
Rai: hey. hey alokas
Alokas: yo
Rai: I need your advice about something
Alokas: that always goes swimmingly, sure, whatās up?
Rai: so Iāve started kind ofā¦thinking about somethingā¦and itās totally not a normal thing and I definitely didnāt think about it back when we were mortals, but recently I canāt get it out of my head, and you know how rules and taboos and relationships and stuff are kind of different now that weāre gods, like maybe the same things donāt really apply-
Alokas: oh my god just fuck your brother already itās fine
Rai: ā¦
Alokas: I thought it was gonna be funny to make you spell it out but that was just agonizing
Rai: how did you know
Alokas: darling weāve been telepathically bonded for like four thousand years
Rai: ā¦fair point.
Alokas: and I didnāt think that fluttery feeling was coming from me.
Rai: you really think itās okay?
Alokas: itās not like half of us havenāt fucked weirder people. or things. whatās the point of being literal gods if you canāt make your own rules? just go for it, no one will blink an eye.
Rai: huh, okay. thanks.
Alokas: no problem. I mean, what are eternal life partners for?
Ā [one day later]
Rai: hey alokas
Alokas: sup
Rai: can I talk to you about that thing again, I need some more advice
Alokas: Iām telling you itās fine, seriously, go forth and fuck your brother
Rai: no, itās not that. Iām on board, itās justā¦
Alokas: what?
Rai: ā¦which one?
