#fred wesley

You got your eyes on the Fred; Fred Wesley, give him a big round of applause, Fred Wesley. Bobby Byrd, brother Bobby Byrd; Bobby Byrd, ladies and gentleman. Byrd, you think we're talkin' too loud; Make that fuss.

AU where Hermione married both twins 🧡

• They both love listening to Fred play the guitar.

• Her wardrobe now has more floral-print dresses.

• Their son, Frederick, has dark auburn curls and eyes the color of a ripe apple.

• George is hot-tempered and stubborn; only Hermione can calm him down.

• She's the one who perfects their inventions.

• The only song all three of them like is Modern Talking — "Cheri Cheri Lady."

• Hermione can't stand family gatherings, especially because the twins' clever fingers always find their way to her lingerie (but that's their little secret, of course).

• Fred loves reading detective stories with Hermione, while George prefers fantasy, so Hermione takes two books to bed to curl up comfortably between her two husbands.

• George gets aroused when Hermione wears his sweaters that still carry the scent of his cologne.

Fred, now Jab, you better stay in there heavy; We'll let him go a little bit by himself, But if he lose the funk, we got to chunk him out!