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I had a weird conversation with a friend earlier about what parts I would use if making a Franken-Chris was allowed. It's what it sounds like - a creature a la Victor Frankenstein's pseudo science made out of the four Chrises - Evans, Hemsworth, Pine, and Pratt.

So here we go. Pratt's legs. I mean look at them. They're chonks. Great knees too. I have such a crush on this man's thighs. Like, it's not even cool.

Chris Hemsworth's arms. Obviously.

Maria Hill agrees with me.

Pine's head... because his blue eyes. Just lovely. The nice smile, great hair, and the beard don't hurt.

So that leaves us with an Evans torso. Look at the tattoos! Yes. All the yes. I do like tattoos. I am more often attracted to those who have them.

Also, like I was going to choose another mid section that didn't have America's ass on it.

Thanks for coming to my Frankenchris TED talk.

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