Put your music on shuffle and answer the following questions. Tag ten of your followers to do the same.

First song describes how you die:  Yellow - Vitamin String Quartet  (How is that even possible?)

Love life: Magic - B.o.B 

Played at your wedding: Bombs over Baghdad - OutKast  (makes sense)

Add ‘in my pants’ at the end: Foux Du Fafa (In My Pants) - Flight of the Conchords (Haha, funny) 

Funeral song: Otis - Kanye West & Jay Z feat Otis Redding (Alright?) 

Theme song: Love and Happiness - Al Green (I like this)

Song that plays when you think of someone you love: Heaven - Beyonce (aww, that's sad)

Add ‘with a shovel and a screwdriver’ at the end: Dance without you  (With a Shovel and a Screwdriver) - Skylar Grey  (That actually sounds dangerous)

Describes your week: Superstar - Lupe Fiasco feat Matthew Santos

Song that plays when you miss someone: If it kills me ( From the Casa Nova Sessions) - Jason Mraz (aww)

I feel like I owe the straight guys who follow me an apology...

I read the first one, but haven’t gotten to the rest of series yet.

DO IT.

I was told I'm not allowed to order Winter Soldier Volume 1 for myself because my birthday is coming up. I was then told to stop being stupid and make a fucking list.

So. JUST TO BE CLEAR: No, people, you do not need to get my gifts for my birthday. Seriously. You don't. Karl is just insisting because he's Karl.

BUT THAT SAID HERE'S THE SHIT I WANT.