because i'm a bitch and i'm going to make you write lots: dear sithybusiness, dear babylassiter, dear [what'S DEVINA'S URL???], and last but not least: dear four-seraphim!
WHY. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM. OH GOOD GOD. Iām gonna get my revenge, just you wait, Watkins, just you waitā¦.
Ugh, i hate you so much rn.Ā
Dear Emily,
Donāt let what one guy told you mess with your head. You are an amazing human being who just needs someone who really understands the way you tick. Just because one pretty guy told you no, doesnāt mean youāre less than anyone else around. You still have us and if thatās all you have for a couple more years, Iād like to think thatād be okay.Ā
Dear Cassi,
Donāt be afraid to tell your boss no once in a while. youāre no use to anyone if youāre all fried and put out because you work too much. Youāre much too young and have too less of responsibilities to be pushing your body as hard as you do sometimes. On top of that, we need to go to Ritaās soon.
Dear Devina,
We need to stop making our friendship a competition of āoh whoās life is harder right now.ā We both have different situations and maybe some of them are harder than others, but itās not a competition. Iām guilty, youāre guilty, shelby, cassi, and a shit ton of others are guilty of it. But itās especially bad between you and me. Itās time to stop, sip a martini, and call it a day. On top of that, I miss having random baking days where we created concoctions and prayed they all went together.Ā
Dear Shelby,
You know what Iām going to say to you. At least deep down, you know. You need to start taking better care of YOURSELF. You are always looking out for everyone else, and when we voice concerns and try to look out for you, you do the classic Shelby and say āiām fine.ā Youāre too dependent on that and I feel like itās going to be your downfall. Even if it means keeping a box of granola bars in your car and eating one for breakfast and lunch, thatās at least a step in the right direction. Iām worried youāre going to hurt yourself and not even realize youāre doing it. As you get older, your body gets weaker. Our immune systems arenāt what they used to be, which means we need to focus more on ourselves to keep us healthy and keep us around longer. Iām gonna be blunt, if youāre gone before me, I will never forgive myself for not trying harder to help you. So help me help you, take care of yourself. Or Iām gonna be one pissed off homosexual.
Dear all of you,
We seriously need to make a day where we get together yet again and have a big dinner and game night or something. That was supposed to be a tradition and it stopped. WELL NO MORE. IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN OR SO HELP ME. Iām tired of cooking for myself. I need someone to cook for and since iām not married, obviously you guys are the next options.Ā
-John










