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Yeeeaaahh its a Spamton ask blog because I fell back into my old brain worms LOL. Welcome! Call me Fizz, I run this account. Baby's first ask blog! If only my mama could see me now!

Very simple rules below!!

No serious NSFW. Joking is fine, but I'm a minor.

I'm not huge on ships since I'm aromantic and romance-repulsed (and, I can't emphasize this enough, A Minor) but I do engage in 1 (one) OC x canon ship because it's really really funny (and if you'd rather not see that, filter out "HEAVENLYVIRTUE" in the tags!) - I also enjoy most Spamton ships but dislike Spamton x any Addison.

Serious and joke responses.

Dumpster Era Spamton (post-fame, pre-neo - before the Lightners arrive).

Please don't be too mean to Spamton! I know this one is silly, and that he deserves to be bullied. I'm sorry! I am just a little sensitive and it is not fun for me to open my askbox to see a bunch of threats every day LOL.

Keep in mind this will not be entirely canon-accurate!! I am prioritizing having fun over accuracy!!!

TAG GUIDE:

SPAMTON SPEAKS - post tag

MAIL DELIVERY - ask tag

REPLY2EMAIL - RP reblog tag (aka rp threads? not sure how to refer to them.)

FORWARD EMAIL - reblog tag

INSIDE SCOOP - ooc tag

KILL YOUR TV - tenna neg

KILL YOUR JESTER - jevil neg

SPAMLORE - LORE IMPORTANT posts!!

THE BLOG LORE SO FAR:

Spamton has FOUR exes, but two notable ones, Tenna (@/ask-tenna) and Jevil (@/ask-the-chaoschaos). He has a truce with Jevil for their kid's sake (see below paragraph). After having some clarity knocked into him by some anons, he's realized he's made some mistakes with those two. Instead of apologizing, he's avoiding them and anything about them like the plague. Only the most mature course of action for Spamton G. Spamton!

Spamton has THREE kids! Two (@/ask-a-pipis & @/audience-rpblog) are adopted*, while one (@/mrpipis) is from HIS timeline!!! He is neglectful towards all but Audience, and that's because he's a little afraid of her. Sad...

*Pipi is technically his kid, just not from his timeline. That detail doesn't really matter to Spamton, though!

Spamton met Audience's mom, Soul, a goddess who gave him a free house and some money! He's... normal about their whole situationship. Very normal.

As we are right now, Spamton is in a better living situation, but he's still not doing very well mentally. Having another eldritch benefactor isn't doing him any good in the sanity department, and neither is being so isolated... :^(

(Also, didn't know where to squeeze it in, but Spamton has FRIENDS!!! Or, well. He hasn't talked to them in a hot minute thanks to the whole Soul thing, but they're worth mentioning anyway. @/tellure-lennet & @/relifaker!! Love those guys...)