#fornic

Fornic wants to ask you something....something special, something of an invite I'm told...

but he is so shy busy looking gorgeous, and tending to himself, it will take him 1 min 30 seconds to begin to get round to the proposal at hand.

the A380 all business class configuration that Cumabalone Tactical Services uses, has 196 seats - including some grades above business. This is necessary for some of our larger operations.

Sometimes, it makes finding what you are really looking for, tricky.

How does Fornic relax? Well I'm not sure i've ever seen him unrelaxed...

But he does like to do Bike Trackdays.

And now he wants to be a social medial Influencer for Bikers in Cumbalonia...

I told him not to do it at the end of a cutting cycle, because his attention span goes from the gnat range, to micro-sub-gnat range...

I don't think he has told us anything useful about the bikes.

Anyway, I'm not sure the video is really about the bikes - is it really?

Also some of you don't like his accent. So we've experimented with regional dubbing.....

Even if you're not into bikes, I think you might be interested in this...

John-John finds the model he's been looking for....

A case of "I have him... just where he wants me"

As you know...

At Cumbalone Tactical Services...

We don't promote cigarette smoking....cos we're prissy about that.

But there are few bad boys badder than the baddest of the extremely bad

i.e.

Lt Cmdr Fornic Scrotus....

He is a very bad boy.