NO. Unless you have decided to dress up as Paris or Nicole for Halloween 2018 or you own a Motorola flip phone, it’s a hard pass. Do not purchase a glitter pink Von Dutch hat. 

Wait, what? What else are you lying about, Jennifer?

Just because you went to Harvard doesn’t mean you don’t love a good dip dye. 

BTW, I bought this at Five Below for $5. They are selling it for $56. Way to be. 

This is why we can’t have nice things.